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David Penfold

@davep@infosec.exchange

2K Followers

263 Following

22.8K Posts

Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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This is exactly what the internet is for.

Marcus Hutchins

Added a new free malware reverse engineering lab 'Command And Control 1' which serves as an introduction to working with malware that communicates with C2 infrastructure.
https://malwaretech.com/labs/c2/command-and-control-1

Command & Control 1

A simple beginner-friendly example which obtains the flag from the C2 server. While this is a static analysis challenge, you'll still need to interact with the C2 server.

Will Brien 10h ago

Friendly reminder that Slack is going to automagically enable their brand-new magical AI pixie dust in everyone’s workspace on (I think) the 17th, so maybe go log into your Slack admin account and maybe disable the AI pixie dust before it infects *you* #ai #slack #sysadmin #bofh #offbydefault #jfc #sigh

LindenShieldARTs 🏳️‍🌈10h ago

A silly girl. 💕

#BirdsOfMastodon #Cockatiel #Parrot #Parakeet

Dr David Mills 10h ago

The domain I host my social media on is old enough to have its own social media account.

#OnlineSafetyAct

No. FTFNYT

Jeff Sikes 11h ago

How many parked (unused) domains do you own? I have an idea and want to know if my assumption is correct.

Boost generously, please.

	None
	1-5
	6-10
	Over 10

Poll ends at Jul 17 at 7:57pm.

bythehandofbob 15h ago

A or B? Which would be your pick? Some very old drawings. I would do the MSTDN survey, but they don't allow images, still.

Jack Daniel (often offline)13h ago

Happy Bastille day y’all

Uncle Duke 16h ago

how to seal a leaky bucket

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This is exactly what the internet is for.

Tuchowski 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 😍👍🏾

@VeroniqueB99 I regret no buying a Harley Davidson Livewire … do your thing Internet

@rood @VeroniqueB99 I regret buying my wife. Cover motorbike and she's yours.

Am I doing this right?

felis_catus_domesticus 6d ago

ask and you shall receive..

@felis_catus_domesticus @VeroniqueB99

Wow, had one of these when I was a kid (and that is a long time ago...)

Galbinus Caeli(moving, see bio 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 This is the way.

@VeroniqueB99
oh this is so cool!!

Navysilk 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 也是鼓励我们勇敢面对自己的遗憾吧🤓

XxPppp678Xx 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 pls don't sell it in abo ريال

WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 That was great. Thanks.

@NickSchwanck 👍

Great indeed! :)

Cheaper than going to Iceland, come to think of it, you could also buy one without going there.

But you would miss the great food of course...

Like the traditional fermented shark or a nice sheep head...

Cheers!

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MarcelNBG 6d ago

@xs4me2 @VeroniqueB99
Before they invented international tax loopholes, Iceland was really really poor. So I guess the head to eat that,not because it was tasty, but because that was all they had.

Same with Switzerland…. 😉

@MarcelNBG @VeroniqueB99

Indeed... could not afford to have anything to go to waste...

David Croyle 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 That is magnificent.

lucie digitální 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 fabulous

@luciedigitalni 👍

@VeroniqueB99 is this Nebula Dave Wiskus? good to know Nebula takes my dollars for a good cause.

Wouter 🛰️5d ago

@dontony @VeroniqueB99 Yup, it is THAT Dave Wiskus.
What a good egg!

@VeroniqueB99 egads...

peachfront 6d ago

this is the kind of wholesome content that a grinch like me should grumble about but somehow i'm mysteriously entertained!

@peachfront 😉 👍

Krutonium://6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 Lmao that's amazing!

@krutonium 😜 👍

Ultra Verified 🇺🇦6d ago

Yes. Yes, it is.

@Ultraverified 👍 😂

IndyHermit 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 If anyone finds out this isn’t true, keep it to yourself. I need to believe in small acts of kindness.

@IndyHermit 👍 Actually... make that the rule for anything/everything I post. 😂

Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 Time to turn off all the media and go to bed now, cuz nothing in my timeline will beat this story for today.

G’night!

@grammasaurus 👍 nite!

Clive Thompson 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99
I could not be more delighted by this

@clive 😊 ikr?!

Jeff Clatworthy 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 @lisamelton Love that it’s Dave Wiskus who delivers! What a small world!

@jeffcgd @lisamelton 👍

@VeroniqueB99 we need more of this and less sending death threats because someone you don't know has a slightly different opinion than you do

@mjdxp YES! THIS!! 👆 🥰

Of Bookish Things 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99
This no puffery. 🧐

@JPK_elmediat 👍 😂

@VeroniqueB99 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@nahir 🤣😂

〜JÄŶ・ŤĦ3・K1ŁŁ3R〜6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 yeesssss

@DarkShadow839208 😉

〜JÄŶ・ŤĦ3・K1ŁŁ3R〜5d ago

@VeroniqueB99 its true lol 😉

Die Banane 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 it's a different color though :(

TatiMitStift 6d ago

@banane @VeroniqueB99
The puffins also have a white chest. I think the one she got is prettier than the one she took a picture of.

@banane ... you might be missing the point (and also it could be the pic, screens etc...)? Ever heard about a gift horse? 😜

Chuck Berray 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 This made my night!

@EyeOnAlaska 👍 😊

edit: just checked out your profile. I left my heart in AK (first time ever I missed my return flight by 24h because I was just a goner). I have to follow you. 🥰

Yes!! A wonderful tale of serendipity & things that come together to make a difference: unwanted moves to where it’s wanted… and it’s a gorgeous jumper! 🙂

@Su_G it is. 👍

Hot Dog Water Moccasin 6d ago

My sister and her friend Kristen made a song up when they were about 11, me 8. It went:

Puffins go poo
Oooon you
Puffins go poo
Oooon you

And my mom got to teach me about puffins that day, and how completely out-of-danger I was from their poops.
If only it had been a pigeon or seagull song I'd've been more prepared. Gulls crap a whole lot and pigeons aim.

Nice sweater. 👍

@GGMcBG 🤣🤣🤣😂

Steve Sanderson 6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 Yes! This *is* exactly what the Internet is for.

@SteveSanderson 😊👍

Irenes (many)6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 oh amazing. yes indeed

@ireneista 👍 😊

Thomas Lobig🐔🐔6d ago

@VeroniqueB99 😭