#BOFH excuse #145:

Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tannenbaum)

#BOFH excuse #337:

the butane lighter causes the pincushioning

#BOFH excuse #336:

the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice

#BOFH excuse #162:

bugs in the RAID

#BOFH excuse #125:

we just switched to Sprint.

#BOFH excuse #344:

Network failure - call NBC

#BOFH excuse #433:

error: one bad user found in front of screen

#BOFH excuse #219:

Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.

#BOFH excuse #91:

Mouse chewed through power cable

#BOFH excuse #233:

TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.