David Penfold 

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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

Some memes you need to save in your phone because it will just keep coming up again and again.

A thing being repeated across businesses worldwide, including at Microsoft, is C level execs struggling to know why most staff aren’t using Copilot for M365, despite how much it costs.

Because most staff don’t spend all day in Teams meetings reading out PowerPoint slides to people who pretend to care. They have actual jobs. Doing work. Which they know how to do. Because it is their job.

Anyone want to hire me to write a highly profane column about current tech events? Short of libel, I will straight up verbally abuse the target of the day. Ever wanted to pay someone to call Sam Altman a limp dicked dogfucker?

They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

Hi, great talk. Yeah I guess my question is less of a question and more a cry for help and a mournful scream at the loss of any meaning in a world of chaos and death.

I was in the middle of raking the soil in the greenhouse and just about to top it up with manure, but Hen Pen thought I was preparing her bath 🙄

#birds

Fun Fact: Cats never domesticated, they just mastered human mind control to make us think they did

Really good research from Rapid7 here, where they’ve found multiple new versions of BPFdoor which do things like listen and backdoor on extremely uncommon 4G and 5G signaling protocols - it strongly suggests BPFDoor has been placed far inside telcos for surveillance.

They provide a tool to check for the new implant - I would strongly suggest telcos look for this on their Linux systems, including call infrastructure.

https://www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr-bpfdoor-telecom-networks-sleeper-cells-threat-research-report/

BPFdoor in Telecom Networks: Sleeper Cells in the backbone

A months-long investigation by Rapid7 Labs has uncovered evidence of an advanced China-nexus threat actor placing stealthy digital sleeper cells in telecommunications networks, in order to carry out high-level espionage – including against government networks. Read more in a new blog.

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