I have a package arriving via FedEx today

Apparently it'll be here before 8PM
Estimated between 10:50 AM and 2:50 AM.

The earliest possible time is in 5 hours, the latest possible time is about an hour and 10 minutes ago, and 8PM is 16 hours from now.

FedEx, do we need to go over Grade 1 Time?

(Alternatively, their automatic system has somehow mis-marked 2:50 PM as AM?)

Skyward Sword Link is what you get when you combine WindWaker and Twilight Princess's Link's.

If only the controls didn't suck.

Back in the early 2000's I stumbled across a piece of software sold in stores that claimed to let you make Encrypted CD's "that not even the government could crack!"

What it did was make a zip file using standard zip encryption, the original ZipCrypto, which is seriously flawed and easy to crack by the way, and prepend a Windows Executable, then burn that to the CD.

When run, it'd prompt for the password, then if a correct password was given, it'd show a fake Windows Explorer Window that you could copy files out of.

This was at the time, iirc, a 20 dollar piece of software.

For the record you can upload larger files to Steam Cloud; but if it's larger than about 250MB when it finishes Steam will send a crash log to Valve.

Yeah I'm going to hard cap the file size lol