Dan Ports

@dan@discuss.systems
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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/

We have three fantastic keynote speakers lined up for the ACM Conference on Reproducibility and Replicability (Jul 29-31):

- Edward Miguel from UC Berkeley
- Etienne Roesch from the University of Reading
- Margo Seltzer from UBC

Find out more online: https://acm-rep.github.io/2025/keynotes/

Featured Keynote Speakers | ACM REP 2025

ACM REP 2025

PSA: Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr., so Scientific American published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new administration.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-vaccine-recommendations-backed-by-science-in-these-handy-charts/

See Vaccine Recommendations Backed by Science in These Handy Charts

These graphics will guide you through science-based vaccine guidelines for children and adults

Scientific American
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Apparently the Office of the Director (OD) at #NSF didn't even know about this until last night. Then today we had an event at the building where they announced that #HUD will move into our building, and that NSF will be ousted over time with no known relocation destination yet.

The announcement was not well received at NSF today as you can see in this video. They had to move the governor and HUD Secretary to another, closed door location to make the announcement.

#science

https://bsky.app/profile/alexismya.bsky.social/post/3lsgxg74ifc2o

Alexismya πŸ’™ (@alexismya.bsky.social)

HUD secretary's hostile takeover of the NSF building have angered NSF employees

Bluesky Social

Jan. 2025: According to nearly a dozen retired officers and current military lawyers, as well as scholars who teach at West Point and Annapolis, an intense if quiet debate is underway inside the U.S. military community about what orders it would be obliged to obey if President-elect Donald Trump decides to follow through on his previous warnings that he might deploy troops against what he deems domestic threats, including political enemies, dissenters and immigrants.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/01/12/trump-military-immigration-domestic-deployment-00195609

Nope. Nothing I might add could improve this headline.

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

Fun fact: @irene’s Miata gets a discount on the ferry because it is smol.
It’s still kinda crazy to me that I can just *put my car on a boat* and this is a normal means of transportation in the PNW.

I know I asked this a while back, but I'm stubbornly going to keep at it.

There are more than a few entities on fedi that are into standing up old phone networks, ranging from military field comms, business PBXes, even homelab ESS implementations.

But I can't find a dedicated hashtag for the life of me, so I'm going to pick one and run with it.

#OtherNetworks is a great catch-all for the more esoteric, #RetroLab is broad but you get the idea, and #HomeLab is *really* broad.

#Boost maybe? ❀️

#PhoneLab
#VoiceLab
Something Else
Just use #HomeLab and #OtherNetworks
Poll ends at .
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Nope. Nothing I might add could improve this headline.
@BigJackBrass another reminder that Steve Irwin was far better than Jeff Bezos will ever be

@BigJackBrass I’ve had the pleasure of visiting Venice twice over the years, and completely agree with her residents. This massive showy wedding will cost around 45-50 million. Sickening.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cost+of+bezos+wedding&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

Before you continue to Google Search

@BigJackBrass Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after "falling" into a Murano forge?
Jeff Bezos reportedly changes Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodile protest

Bezos, who is set to marry his fiancΓ©e Lauren SΓ‘nchez this weekend, has attracted the ire of locals who have said that the UNESCO city is not a billionaire’s playground.

TheJournal.ie
@alter_unicorn @BigJackBrass
That woman looks like a blow up doll. Just goes to show money can’t buy you class.
@Pinchy63 @alter_unicorn @BigJackBrass
She had a great cameo in the recent 28 Years Later film.
@BigJackBrass
I am too stoned to live in this universe. Surely everything is a joke. None of this can possibly be real.

@meadow @BigJackBrass

Weed is the only way to survive this level of absurdity.
Not being stoned is the best way into sanatorium...

@BigJackBrass inflateable Crocs are a meance, did people not see the lake placid movie series?
@BigJackBrass @guardian rocks. Best journalism. That's why I pay for it, and I am glad to do so. Proud. Thanks to them.
@BigJackBrass them being American I probably would have used inflatable alligators but that's just a minor thing.
@otte_homan @BigJackBrass
No, crocodiles are more aggressive, making them the better choice.

@freediverx @otte_homan @BigJackBrass

Also, we do have crocodiles in America; they’re just only in Florida (of course).

@BigJackBrass well, deleting the β€˜inflatable’ would be cool. or make it a madlib:

… after threat of ____(adj) crocodiles

Inflatable, Imported, actual, hungry, assassin, crowdsourced, next-day, fedexed,

@BigJackBrass Orcas was on my bingo card, but not crocs
@BigJackBrass personally I would change 'threat' to 'allegations'

@BigJackBrass
Hope be kept the receipt. Amazon returns policy can be picky.

Time to start checking Amazon Big Boss Box Returns for some bargains.

@blabberlicious I'm hoping to snap up the Piazza San Marco. Or a George Foreman grill.

@BigJackBrass

I need a new venue, and make it snappy

@TheBreadmonkey @BigJackBrass

Yup, even his assistants are all saying it's crunch time…. πŸ˜‰

-may a bunch of orcas or (snapping) turtles follow them wherever they go.

@cjpaloma @TheBreadmonkey @BigJackBrass
β€œBezos Megayacht Sunk by Orcas” would make a great headline.
@BigJackBrass Great! Were the crocs ordered from Amazon?
@apenkop Of course not. Crocodiles aren't native to the Amazon; you're probably thinking of caiman πŸ˜‰
@BigJackBrass Great! πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
@BigJackBrass He should think himself fortunate, could've been blow up dolls, instead.

@BigJackBrass

Somebody needs to tell him to go back to his country. Maybe have masked authorities break in and put them in detention.

Call the masked authorities "Italian ICE". 😬

@BigJackBrass
Yeah... don't believe the tears.
@BigJackBrass
s/threat of inflatable/eaten by/g
@BigJackBrass This made me smile big to myself. πŸ’•
@BigJackBrass
Bezos deserves live crocodiles.
@BigJackBrass Taking away the word "inflatable" could improve it by a decent factor.
@BigJackBrass Whaddabout *real* crocodiles? Can we release real crocodiles at their wedding?