Jon HancockNope. Nothing I might add could improve this headline.
felis_catus_domesticus
Leroy@BigJackBrass another reminder that Steve Irwin was far better than Jeff Bezos will ever be
sandywb14
unixjunk1e 🌵
SherBeareth@BigJackBrass I’ve had the pleasure of visiting Venice twice over the years, and completely agree with her residents. This massive showy wedding will cost around 45-50 million. Sickening.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cost+of+bezos+wedding&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
Jimijamflimflam
HaikuFaiter@BigJackBrass ... what???
Matilda T. Zombie Queen@BigJackBrass Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after "falling" into a Murano forge?
Chaotic Unicorn
Pinchy63 🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP!@alter_unicorn @BigJackBrass
That woman looks like a blow up doll. Just goes to show money can’t buy you class.
That woman looks like a blow up doll. Just goes to show money can’t buy you class.
freediverx
Meadow@BigJackBrass
I am too stoned to live in this universe. Surely everything is a joke. None of this can possibly be real.
I am too stoned to live in this universe. Surely everything is a joke. None of this can possibly be real.
FandaSinWeed is the only way to survive this level of absurdity.
Not being stoned is the best way into sanatorium...
Noortje Van Leeuwen@BigJackBrass inflateable Crocs are a meance, did people not see the lake placid movie series?
Markus Feilner@BigJackBrass @guardian rocks. Best journalism. That's why I pay for it, and I am glad to do so. Proud. Thanks to them.
Otte Homan - remember Geordie@BigJackBrass them being American I probably would have used inflatable alligators but that's just a minor thing.
D2@BigJackBrass well, deleting the ‘inflatable’ would be cool. or make it a madlib:
… after threat of ____(adj) crocodiles
Inflatable, Imported, actual, hungry, assassin, crowdsourced, next-day, fedexed,
chrisp@BigJackBrass Orcas was on my bingo card, but not crocs
Ian K Tindale@BigJackBrass personally I would change 'threat' to 'allegations'
Steve Williams@BigJackBrass
Hope be kept the receipt. Amazon returns policy can be picky.
Time to start checking Amazon Big Boss Box Returns for some bargains.
@blabberlicious I'm hoping to snap up the Piazza San Marco. Or a George Foreman grill.
BenI need a new venue, and make it snappy
CJ Paloma In Monsoon SeasonYup, even his assistants are all saying it's crunch time…. 😉
-may a bunch of orcas or (snapping) turtles follow them wherever they go.
@cjpaloma @TheBreadmonkey @BigJackBrass
“Bezos Megayacht Sunk by Orcas” would make a great headline.
“Bezos Megayacht Sunk by Orcas” would make a great headline.
Frans Super 🇺🇦🇵🇸🍋[FCKPVV]@BigJackBrass Great! Were the crocs ordered from Amazon?
@apenkop Of course not. Crocodiles aren't native to the Amazon; you're probably thinking of caiman 😉
fishhead_125@BigJackBrass Great! 😂🙏🏽👏👏👏
Robin@BigJackBrass He should think himself fortunate, could've been blow up dolls, instead.
GregorySomebody needs to tell him to go back to his country. Maybe have masked authorities break in and put them in detention.
Call the masked authorities "Italian ICE". 😬
Bruce Heerssen@BigJackBrass
Yeah... don't believe the tears.
Yeah... don't believe the tears.
John Timaeus@BigJackBrass
s/threat of inflatable/eaten by/g
s/threat of inflatable/eaten by/g
@BigJackBrass This made me smile big to myself. 💕
@BigJackBrass
Bezos deserves live crocodiles.
Bezos deserves live crocodiles.