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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

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RE: https://kolektiva.social/@MikeDunnAuthor/116550991288318140

The people who ban books are never the good guys.

Hey Boston fediverse!

I'm looking for places to eat outdoors in Boston, with coverage if there is rain. Any suggestions?

Searching is proving difficult, especially for finding info on if there is coverage outdoors.

Update: I asked before, and got great recommendations, but I'm finding the covered outdoors part difficult to confirm.

#food #foody #Boston #OutdoorDining #Outdoors

Amazing: #Debian is now shipping reproducible packages ๐Ÿ’ช

https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel-announce/2026/05/msg00001.html

Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!

See https://reproducible-builds.org/ if you are not familiar with the topic

bits from the release team

Behold a seven-segment clock display ...

... that runs pneumatically

it alternately sucks in and then releases the segments, so they appear as divots in a rubbery surface

very organic!

item #6 in my latest Linkfest newsletter, free to read/subscribe to here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-44-microchimerism-sonic-boom-duct-tape/

help I ordered a new cpu but it came some-assembly-required
I'm going to say this in the most diplomatic possible way that doesn't actively hide the truth. We are being ruled by the dumbest fucking inbred morons who ever ate a raccoon penis.

RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/116542878199492093

After two weeks of deliberation, today the esteemed Laurelhurst Community Council generously agreed to let sick and severely injured airlifted children live instead of die from unnecessarily delayed care in an unnecessary ambulance ride a mile away from Seattle Childrenโ€™s.

the political poll I didn't know I needed

I spend enough time going to the hardware store to buy random objects that I have thought about whether it would save money to just buy the store instead.

also then I could install a shop cat.

my friends: we're going to the hardware store, do you need anything?

me: probably, but I can't remember what, why don't you just get me one of everything?