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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/
He might be the greatest poster in the world
Moose update: A kiss for Mom. Mom and baby are back for another visit, and they're both doing great. #Alaska #Anchorage #BearValley #Moose #WildLifePhotography
@adrian you're doing proofs in bread I'm doing proofs in lean4 we are not the same
Om Malik was a rock in the Mac community. https://om.co/2026/06/24/1966-2026/
Om Malik, 1966-2026

Om Malik passed away on June 24, 2026, at Stanford Hospital after a long health journey with his heart. He was surrounded by family and friends. We invite you to share your remembrances of Om in thโ€ฆ

On my Om
You are valued

Didn't get around to doing much for Pride this year, so instead have some Sloth almost at the end of the month.

#art #Pride #Sloth #Puns

Twenty five years ago today I started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple Computer.

Which means Safari is now old enough to rent itself a car. But let's not speculate about my age.

I'm still sad I can't use Safari on my Windows PC. Alas, I lost the battle to keep it there. But at least WebKit's DNA seeded or influenced most browsers we use today.

And I'm proud of that impact. Along with the wonderful team I built who made it all happen. Here's to another 25, friends.

Cheers. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’–

No goose of value is commemorated here
"For the love of god, wipe down your work laptop before returning it to the IT team" - a memoir.
It's a fair question