Dan Ports

@dan@discuss.systems
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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/

If you are using undocumented immigrants' tax records to find and kidnap them, then it was never about them paying taxes.

If you are showing up at their place of employment, then it was never about them not working.

If you are showing up at courthouses, then it was never about getting them to "do it the right way".

If you are kidnapping women and children, then it was never about criminals.

If you're refusing to give them due process, then it was never about the Constitution.

If you are building concentration camps in Florida to keep them here in cages, then it was never about the border.

If you're spending billions to do this, then it was never about the economy.

And if you're doing all this in the name of a 34 time convicted felon, then it was never about following the law.

Gravitas is the quality of being weighed down with #gravy. The mass of the #gravy contributes to its #gravity. Salmon that is cured with #gravy and sugar is known as #gravlax. This process was invented by Dr. Wave E. Greyvee, of the Poutine Institute of Curdistan.

Seattle real estate update: $400k for... a literal shack?

"a fantastic opportunity for Airbnb or VRBO investors" 🤮

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7755-Earl-Ave-NW-Seattle-WA-98117/84756947_zpid/

#Seattle #realestateshitposting

7755 Earl Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117 | MLS #2393294 | Zillow

This is a 360 square foot, 1 bathroom, Single Family home. It is located at 7755 Earl Avenue NW, Seattle, WA.

Zillow

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Fellow white USian women who believe the republican regime will leave you alone. Think again.

I'm white. When I was in college as an undergrad, Reagan & his war on drugs was rising.

I ran an errand to pick up some materials for our lab. I was in my small car, lots of college related stuff visible, in a lab coat, daytime, alone.

Feds swarmed & blocked my car. They had masks & vests. Guns drawn. They *thought* I was a drug dealer.

#USpol

In The Economist:

Today was a successful day: saw (and pet!) no less than 14 #cats.

Here is just one of them.

Just a FYI post, on the off chance anyone finds themselves in Seattle and needs some help with basics or maybe more...

https://www.peerseattle.org/

i've been doing volunteer work, getting queers in need connected and it's been amazing, so i'm proselytizing, a lil bit, just in case it can help anyone..
also, feel free to ask any questions!!! it's what we do now!!!
Peer Seattle | LGBTQ Peer Support | Seattle

Peer Seattle cultivates powerful, healthy lives by providing peer emotional support and development services to the LGBTQ community.

Peer Seattle

Sometimes, I receive questions which leave both me, and the person asking, bamboozled.

> Your website loads so quickly! What CDN do you use?

There is no CDN. It is just really small and simple, mostly text.

> Sure, but is that Cloudflare, or...?

None. It is a tiny website, just a few kilobytes per page, on a tiny server, at my home, connected to the Internet via my ISP, Andrews & Arnold.

> But are you / they in the cloud?

No. The webserver is in Newbury, in my garage.

> Neil, please can you pass my questions to your technical person? I don't think you understand, your website cannot be in your home. It must be in the cloud or have a CDN.

*Neil puts on glasses and false nose and moustache*

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It’s still kinda crazy to me that I can just *put my car on a boat* and this is a normal means of transportation in the PNW.
Fun fact: @irene’s Miata gets a discount on the ferry because it is smol.
@dan @irene the Merrimack Ferry near my parents is free. My, retired, dad will go out of his way to ride it. Sometimes multiple times per day
@dan there is nothing abnormal with ferries
@dan Years ago, I went on a cruise up the Norwegian coast, and the boat also functioned as a ferry service for locals, some of whom had cars. It was pretty great! https://www.hurtigruten.com/en-us/about-us/voyages/coastal-express
The Coastal Express | Hurtigruten US

Discover the highlights of The Original Coastal Express with Hurtigruten. Explore the historic route, breathtaking landscapes, and unique experiences.

@dan frequently, I *put my boats on my car* then *put that whole thing on a boat*