Yael Grauer‪

@yaelwrites
4.9K Followers
1.9K Following
3.3K Posts
cybersecurity research. occasional investigative tech reporting. she/they. yael@yaelwrites.com. (no PR emails please). Signal tips: yael.66 #alwaysantifascist
"highly trained data privacy professional"
websitehttps://yaelwrites.com
pronounsshe/they
before that we had her crate in our bedroom but somebody convinced me i was allergic to dogs, so i decided to try to keep her out of the bedroom. (this didn't last, but...) i also don't know how accurate those skin prick tests are. (but i don't know how accurate the blood draw ones are, either.)

anyway i was tucking my dog into her crate (lately we've been bribing her with chicken chips, and she also has a lola dog blanket in there) and i was wondering what the human equivalent would be to the coziest of cages to sleep in. i was thinking i could get a mini cupcake or a chocolate truffle as my bribe, to go into some kind of blanket fort

we used to let her sleep on the couch but it was too much freedom and after many years of this she started clawing at the bedroom door at 4am

I'm actually not too bad at this, even while foggyheaded and sick, and I think it's because I consume so much Insta content on color palettes and subseasons. dialed.gg
I ordered some lipstick which came with this weird makeup bag with no zipper, but I think it looks better as a hat
Vote! 🦵🥚 vs🥚🦵
https://www.mathsthroughstories.org/eggs-and-legs-
0%
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-legs-and-eggs-luthe
0%
Poll ended at .
It’s so weird when people say any specific lunar new year only comes once in sixty years because they all only come once in sixty years. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
my sign is phish (jk)
anyway if I didn't send you one it's because I don't know your animal sign and don't want to ask
I've been texting all of my friends their Lunar New Year fortunes, which is even more fun for the ones who don't believe in it.
I keep reading that we’re galloping into the Year of the Horse, but since we’re still in the Year of the Snake for a couple more days, wouldn’t we be slithering into it? 🐍 🐎