Dan Ports

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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/
Show threadDan Ports14m ago
@regehr @palvaro I assume so, though I also bet it's unbearably hot on the top floor of their house. Of course there is no air conditioning, why would you need that in SF?
Show threadDan Ports26m ago
@palvaro @regehr my dad sent me this photo and I did not believe it was from SF even though I recognize their house
Dan Ports5h ago
Max Leibman10h ago
Me, winking: Let's make this coffee a little more Irish, shall we?

[adds cabbage]
Dan Ports5h ago
Show threadYudderick & Co.5h ago

It's important to flip your cats periodically to make sure they get browned evenly on both sides.

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

Dan Ports18h ago
Eugen Rochko1d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/1

10 years today.

Show threadDan Ports19h ago
@ricci @ionchy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphicar
Amphicar - Wikipedia

Show threadDan Ports20h ago
@ionchy also I think it is possible to take a very small plane on a very short flight from Boston to Provincetown, though I would not necessarily recommend that
Show threadDan Ports20h ago
@ionchy wait really? I thought it was only 2-3 hours by car and the ferry was faster
Dan Ports21h ago
I am increasingly suspicious that at least one of my coworkers uses a SMT solver to decide what to have for lunch each day.
Dan Ports1d ago
continuing to enjoy how my German-manufactured doorbell interacts with me in exactly the way one would expect a German doorbell to