Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
4.5K Followers
456 Following
96.7K Posts

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Christmastime
Misteltoeand wine
Ben1h ago
Laura Manach 2h ago

Merry Christmas from a slightly snowy Normandy ❄️☃️🎁🎄
(View from my room this morning  )

Joyeux Noël à tous  

Ben1h ago
BeeCycling3h ago

Has the goat burned?

No! The Gävle goat is having a very merry Christmas! Happy Christmas to all GoatWatch fans!

Live stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/IhU2MIUaFlg
Official website
https://www.visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat

#GävleGoat #Gävlebocken #Goatwatch2025

Ben1h ago
Neil Brown5h ago

Because of private stuff that has happened this year, I've woken up thinking about people who might like to celebrate today but who are not celebrating, or who are not celebrating with the people with whom they'd really like to celebrate.

I am particularly thinking of LGBTQ+ people with unsupportive, even dangerous, families, and people who have lost loved ones.

I don't have anything pithy or clever to say, just that I am thinking of you.

Ben1h ago
The Tattooed Nonna 👑5h ago
Happy Christmas to all using the #joinin tag today. I'm not alone but thinking of those that are, either by choice or circumstance. Sending you some christmas magic
Ben1h ago
European Commission3h ago
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas, in all our EU languages 🎄

Joyeux Noël!
Frohe Weihnachten!
¡Feliz Navidad!
Buon Natale!
Feliz Natal!
Весела Коледа!
Veselé Vánoce!
Glædelig jul!
Häid jõule!
Καλά Χριστούγεννα!
Nollaig shona!
Sretan Božić!
Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus!
Džiaugsmingų šv. Kalėdų!
Kellemes karácsonyi ünnepeket!
Il-Milied it-Tajjeb!
Vrolijk kerstfeest!
Wesołych Świąt!
Crăciun fericit!
Veselé Vianoce!
Vesel božič!
God Jul!
Hyvää joulua!
Ben1h ago
Show threadSnug1h ago

@TheBreadmonkey Reminded me of this. Merry Christmas :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7dYXVLPd6Y

Stewart Lee - All Things Bright & Beautiful

YouTube
Ben1h ago
Show threadDr David Mills1h ago
@TheBreadmonkey I can only do that thing with scissors and wrapping paper as long as I don't think about it, as soon as I do, it jams up and the paper tears. God invented that too, the sod.
Ben1h ago
Arratoon1h ago
Woke up, bleary, to find my timeline being spammed by some German bloke called Hans Grußen. Then I realised it was another homonym of @TheBreadmonkey, so I desisted from blocking. Merry Xmas Ben!
Ben1h ago
Show threadThe Tattooed Nonna 👑1h ago
@TheBreadmonkey worrying that following this train of thought.
He invented you. What have we all done to deserve that!
Ben1h ago
Show threadSarble2h ago
@TheBreadmonkey Did he invent himself?