This is how the AI bubble bursts: https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/917380/ai-monetization-anthropic-openai-token-economics-revenue

There is no conceivable way to break even for the AI industry—let alone to repay an investment that requires $2Tn a year from now to the end of the decade. That's about 3% of the entire planetary GNP. Just to break even.

@cstross

I'm guessing that the bubble will pop in 12 to 18 months.

I can see them generating this level revenue.

I wonder whatbthats going to look like for the rest of the economy? 🥺

@simonzerafa No, it'll burst sooner than that. Once SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI have IPO'd the big hypemongers will take their loot and run away, very fast, leaving the shareholders holding the bag.

Back in '99-00, the dot com bust followed a wave of IPOs as founders cashed out …

@cstross

I only have vague memories of the Dot Com bubble and crash but it seem serious at the time.

I was working for CompuServe when we were acquired by AOL and things went downhill after that.

@simonzerafa @cstross not a great bit of data, but from living through the dot com era, this is likely 100x the money and even more concentrated risk. I cannot see how we get out of this without major economic impact.

Not to the people who caused it, of course. We wouldn’t want consequences to befall the Chosen Ones.

@petrillic

Also the capital expenditure in compute is orders of magnitude higher. There's going to be billions of dollars in silicon just creating carbon dioxide.

@simonzerafa @cstross

@petrillic @simonzerafa @cstross

It is literally the ultimate (final and greatest) grift of all time.

@petrillic @simonzerafa @cstross what freaks me out is apparently NASDAQ is changing rules so these IPOs will be bought up by retirement funds. So they'll get the rug pull AND the too large to fail government bailout.
@simonzerafa @cstross Oh .. that brings back memories of reading about new CompuServe members from AOL flooding the formerly pastoral forums, then being the first to turn around and bash the even newer AOL members who were arriving.
@cstross @simonzerafa how many of those founders are now VC backers of the new bubble.

@cstross @simonzerafa

The dotcom bubble killed a lot of companies and not always the "right" ones. This current bubble's insanity is like dotcom + Y2K + S&L. The fallout will likely cripple multiple economies and ruin 401ks across the board. This is looking like a generational collapse on the scale of The Great Depression largely because the current US government is an active participant in the looting and destruction. I suspect multiple governments will prop it up long after it should be dead just to maintain access to the surveillance it enables and use our taxes to do it. Its death will not cripple authoritarian fascists, but it will make it that much harder for the proles to get access to the same tools. Remember when PGP was considered a restricted weapon? I suspect more of that type of thinking to keep it out of our hands but fully in the government's. Just look at how Mythos is being treated.

@cstross @simonzerafa I'm guessing all the people advertising about getting involved in these upcoming IPOs know exactly what they are doing then

@otfrom @cstross @simonzerafa

The real reason is that they're desperately trying to get the sleepers to believe in the Basilisk Cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2pJ_61eTU

:D

Mage: the Ascension

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@cstross @simonzerafa you can see a scenario where nvidia chugs on and all of the platforms go

@andyjennings

At minimum they will shrink in "sales" and immediately. And the semi industry around them will be a mess. I doubt they will survive untouched.

@cstross @simonzerafa

@cstross @simonzerafa I really hope so.

Anyways this will never erase the damage that was done to humanity and to the internet. It will take generations to clean up.

@cstross

That is my assessment as well.

@simonzerafa

@cstross @simonzerafa I miss the time when the worst thing tech CEOs could do as they were blowing through millions of dollars was wear leather pants.

@cstross @simonzerafa

I honestly thought the bubble would pop January or February this year.

Last December there was finally reporting in the financial rags digging into AI corp financials and revenues. Anyone with half a brain and a spreadsheet (for example, me) would very quickly come to the conclusion the capex *would never pay off* because they couldn't charge enough for the services.

And some did! Michael Burry and Ed Zitron, for example. But the rest of them just kept investing…

@jackwilliambell

I'm reminded of the "It takes three owners to start a ski resort." Owner #1 builds it and goes out of business. Owner #2 buys it out of Bankruptcy for pennies on the dollar, but nobody knows it exists so goes out of business trying to ramp visitors. Owner #3 buys it out of bankruptcy for pennies and enough people know about it that it makes just enough to cover costs. With care it grows to be "successful." 😃

@cstross @simonzerafa

@ChuckMcManis @cstross @simonzerafa

Yeah, but in this case the financials are impossible and the challenge isn't getting customers, it's keeping them once you stop subsidizing them.

If you charge enough to recoup the capex (plus interest, because they are building the data centers with borrowed money) you need to increase the price of each LLM interaction by hundreds of times. Currently the subsidization to the users is something like 85% or more of the cost of providing the service.

@ChuckMcManis @cstross @simonzerafa

The issue is prompt-processing costs continue to go up with each new model. The Chinese have done some hacks with their latest models which reduce those costs a bit and there are probably more savings there, but there's only so much you can shave off.

This is why they need all the data centers: the current models are not complete enough other than for things like software code, where the existing corpus is restricted and smaller models work.

@jackwilliambell The financials of ski resorts are impossible too, for much the same reason, the capex and the interest on it, makes the cost of a lift ticket you would have to buy too high. The first bankruptcy eliminates the Capex debt, and acquires the existing capex at a fraction of the cost. That leaves you with a company that is only recouping OpEx. The product number of users and cost per user, is gross revenue. 1/2

@cstross @simonzerafa

@jackwilliambell

The second bankruptcy occurs because you can't cover OpEx with not enough skiers at a competitive lift ticket price. Its only by the third owner that you have enough customers to make the business work to cover its own Opex.

@cstross @simonzerafa

@ChuckMcManis @cstross @simonzerafa

Except:

1. Most of the data centers will never be built, filled with computers, or staffed

2. The hardware for those data centers is being booked with 10 and 15 year amortizations, when even a 7 year is too long

3. Much of the hardware is neither built nor paid for yet; see Ed Zitron's work on circular payments between the vendors

IOW? The capex will be spent, but there won't be a there there when the banks repossess.

@jackwilliambell @ChuckMcManis @cstross @simonzerafa

If there is anything it would long ago have been obsoleted by some cell phone app or $1000 laptop.

Most people don't even know what a data centre does.

World’s Largest Super Collider: Abandoned - Sometimes Interesting

The world's largest Super Collider (SSC) began as an idea in 1983. By 1987 Congress had approved the $4.4 billion dollar budget for the ...

Sometimes Interesting
@Wgere @jackwilliambell @ChuckMcManis @simonzerafa The difference is that the SSC would at least have done some useful science along the way (although it's been superseded by the LHC at CERN). These AI data centres? Useless for anything else, except maybe ICE concentration camps.

@cstross @Wgere @jackwilliambell @ChuckMcManis

If this site is still abandoned then someone has a failure of imagination.

Underground storage should be a valuable resource, once ready for occupancy.

@simonzerafa @cstross @jackwilliambell @ChuckMcManis

Maginot Line was, maybe still is, used to grow mushrooms in.

But yes, covering up someone's screw up and don't want it advertised probably why it remains empty.

@cstross @jackwilliambell @ChuckMcManis @simonzerafa

Don't give em none more idears.
They're already working on abandoned Walmarts and shopping malls I'll bet.

@cstross @simonzerafa

Current scuttlebutt has the SpaceX IPO in June, OpenAI in September, and Anthropic in October. Even if these get delayed for a bit, we still might get a crash for the all-important Christmas season.

_So_ glad that I have a stable job in an industry that isn't directly affected by this mess.

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5892110-openai-spacex-anthropic-stock-market/

@cstross My guess is that it starts in November: US mid-terms are a historical time of turmoil on the financial markets, no matter how they turn out. This time politics are a bit crazier than usual, which makes me think that those pendulum swings will be bigger than usual, too.

When _anything_ else happens in the economy (and there's enough on the plate for that), the "put more money into the burning pit" strategy going on with AI right now might suffer a hard blow.

Doesn't mean that the AI craze is gone by November, but I expect noticeable shifts by March that started as ripples around November.

@cstross
Don't you need institutions to underwrite an IPO and unless it goes well they will be hit hard financially. So will they do it?

Is Space bolloX going to be the first?
@simonzerafa

@cstross @simonzerafa how / why did the exchanges even let them IPO? that sounds like reputational risk if nothing else.

@bakuninboys @simonzerafa Exchanges get a transaction fee per buy/sell. They don't care about the share price: it's the backers of the IPO who deserve the roasting for over-valuing the shares at launch.

(Obligatory disclaimer: this is ignoring the issue with shareholder-owned corporations with tradable shares, i.e. it's a license for grifters.)

@cstross @simonzerafa wow that's seriously scary. Like I thought they had a bunch of prudential regulation to stop complete scammers from being on them.
@bakuninboys @simonzerafa Regulation lags behind exploitation: new exploits are always coming along. And it's even worse when the government itself is targeted by the scammers (see attempts to neuter regulators, the Trump regime, etc.)
@cstross @simonzerafa OK one whole meta level up, it's extra crazy how whatever crazy thing has happened in the past can be explained by gesturing at the current US regime. This is a solid "how the heck did we get here" stare off in the distance. "Oh yeah, we live inside a punch line"

@simonzerafa @cstross I've been saying the AI bubble is about to pop for over 30 months now.

Unfortunately, even though you can identify when a tree is rotten, you can never predict exactly when a big enough gust of wind will come to finally blow it down.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross

I was in a dot-com company (that missed the IPO train) and knew the game was up way before it all went south. I left six months before they got sold to OpenText for a measly £4 million, my 10s of thousands of options worth nothing and the company products basically no longer existing.

As an aside, I was working for Hummingbird a few years later when they too got acquired by OpenText. Which was a bit crap, as they sucked the joy out of what was a great place to work.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross
To continue the rotten tree analogy, if the rot is extensive enough, you don't even need a puff of wind.
@mikemccaffrey
Last time I heard wind being used in the context of economy, it was a metaphor for high interest rates.
We could use some of those.
@simonzerafa @cstross
@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross Unfortunately, the market can stay irrational for a shockingly long time.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross

Dornbusch's Law: “Financial crises take much, much longer to come than you think and then they happen much faster than you would have thought. So you have a chance to be wrong twice.”

@simonzerafa
Unless they charge something between 200 and 2000 each month per #ai user 'seat'. This will raise serious questions if it is really worth it?

Is every single employee in your company actually saving time and money that is anywhere near the amount that a monthly license will cost?

Keeping in mind the extensive handholding and checking those tools need. We have all seen the examples of dangerously misbehaving agents. Do the costs outweigh the benefits?
@cstross

@simonzerafa @cstross

There won't be an economy, as such. They're already firing people en masse or not rehiring those that have retired or left for other reasons. Or we'll die of starvation first as ICE gets rid of the people who pick our fruit and vegetables.

@cstross My longstanding suspicion is that there are two primary camps driving the Ai car towards the inevitable cliff.

In the passenger seat are the people deeply in Ai psychosis. Their brains are fully cooked, and they genuinely believe this will all lead to some amazing new future.

But in the driver seat, there are the people who know this isn't an economically viable product, who know that the money never made sense, and who know they will get bailed out with taxpayer (read:our) money.

@Legit_Spaghetti @cstross Sucks to be them, then, because if it takes another 18 months to burst and there's a period of delay until the rescue packages are constructed there won't be many people left with jobs to pay taxes, at the rate I'm seeing people losing their income.
@janeishly @Legit_Spaghetti @cstross They just throw it all into deficit spending, same as they throw all the tax cuts.

@janeishly @Legit_Spaghetti @cstross *they* won't get bailed out. They won't need it, they'll be fine. Risk is externalised.

The inevitable bailouts will be handed to the intermediaries - banks - who are now exposed to unimaginable losses of imaginary money, which would have very real terrible effects on very real people (first order: mortgage holders, mortgage holders' tenants, pension funds and their present and future pension recipients; second order: the dependents of the aforementioned, small businesses having or wanting credit lines, including businesses providing services to the bubble inflaters; third order ff: all of their employees and their dependents, dependent businesses and their employees etc...)

So bailouts will be necessary.

It would be no loss if Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank, BlackRock, and all of the other huge gambler banks, sorry "investment banks", went bust. But they've carefully set themselves up at the base of the tower, where the small and medium banks that actually provide the direct credit access to most of the world's businesses and people, are fully dependent on the big fish. Risk is externalised.

So, bailouts will be necessary, I only wish the bailer-outers would - "somehow", this is tricky to set up, if at all possible - hand them only to said small and intermediate banks without flowing directly to the big ones anyway. Let the rigged casinos, sorry, "stock markets" burn down, fall over, and sink into the swamp; they're of no use as they are.

So, bailouts will be necessary. But they'll not go to the drivers of the current catastrophe car, they'll be blown on intermediary rent-seeking leeches on all industry. The original lot will be just fine because that props up the imaginary money they can continue to leverage to get real goods, services, and power.

Sorry about the rant. I'm just a wee bit angry.

@gabe @Legit_Spaghetti @cstross

I should not get into US politics, but (meaning, feel free to ignore me):

With the current admin and how buddy-buddies they are with AI peddlers, I'm not so sure they will not be bailed out; as @janeishly mentions, "people losing their income [because the tool they use for work no longer exists]". (I hope I got that meaning right).

@mdione @gabe @Legit_Spaghetti @cstross No, I meant "everyone I know who's a freelancer, and quite a lot of people in real jobs, are currently about 3 months away from bankruptcy - so where's the tax revenue going to come from for any putative bailout?"

But I agree that "the thing I used for work no longer exists" is another crisis waiting to happen.

@Legit_Spaghetti @cstross
Any decent government would lock them up.
@Legit_Spaghetti @cstross you have recapitulated 3 of Prof. Cipolla's 4 operant categories from the Laws of Human Stupidity: the helpless, the stupid, and the bandits.
@cstross Hopefully all those people losing their jobs now because AI is taking their job will get hired back. Hope this bursts before they build the ones around me where they will suck our source of drinking water dry in less than 10 yrs.
@thecurler3 @cstross
Hopefully they will have set up new businesses of whatever form, and replace the old ones, rather than return.