Carl

@CarlWatkins
40 Followers
80 Following
199 Posts
A mostly harmless they/them from the hills of Ohio. Frequently playing guitar, occasionally being mistaken for Bigfoot.
Pronounsthey/them/cap'n
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Carl10h ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@CarlWatkins/116592796646853940

Boy was this prophetic 😂

Show threadCarl14h ago
*sidenote* I probably should have taken off the shoes first.
Carl14h ago
"AND NO ONE IS GOING TO SABOTAGE ME, BUT ME!" I yell as I throw my shoes into the gears.
Carl18h ago
War and Peas 🧿22h ago
She should be
Carl18h ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116590825023350942

Frick you, I won't do what Mom tells me!

Carl18h ago
Fesshole 🧻22h ago
As a teen In the 90s I loved Rage against the machine. I bought a Tshirt with the lyrics "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" on it and my mom made me take it back for a refund. So I did exactly what she told me.
Carl18h ago
Sammy Arson Fox (headpat slut)1d ago
patting the Linux kernel and saying "don't worry, I'm vulnerable too"
Carl1d ago
Lilly Hunter2d ago
There's something extremely satisfying about this conversation:
Carl2d ago
Linnèa the Library Monster2d ago
Carl2d ago

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116578266330065022

F.O.D.O.K.

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