The #Enshittification of #cars is due to #TechBros being allowed to make #engineering decisions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HauQtcj7UTM

Shitty #Touchscreen garbage instead of actually good #buttons and useless door handles are due to #Muskification of #cars aka. noone actually tests the shit outside of the #BayArea and thus things like "Opening the door at freezing temperatures!" is just not even throught about.

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#SuperUselessVehicles #SuperUselessVehicle #Car #Regression #FeatureRegression #UI #UX #UserExperience

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Seriously, the most complex thing I've had to adjust for is the fact that a 2011 CVPI and all Ford Panther Platform Cars have a classic shifting lever at the steering collumn and that @fuchsiii 's #Datsum1200 has a manual choke that needs to be pulled full on cold start.

  • So the entire #Enshittification seems pointless, because the 0,02 CdA efficiency gains of removing a door handle is being eaten up by the mirrors anyway...

Seriously, WTF are #engineers smoking these days?

I DON'T WANT AN "EMOTIONAL CONNECTION" WITH A CAR, BUT THIS ONE CERTAINLY GETS ME ANGRY!

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#Shifters are a solved problem.

  • If your design needs a 4 minute instructional video then your #design is garbage!
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Putting #features behind a #subscription should be illegal!

  • At least for features that don't require constant upkeep (obviously *"#cloud" storage, VPSes, etc. need power, bandwith, replacement parts, maintenance,)…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HauQtcj7UTM&t=556s

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Also #ModernCars are a #privacy #nightmare to the point that I'm not only never gonna #drive i.e. a #Swasticar but not even enter one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HauQtcj7UTM&t=685s

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And that amount of #DataCollection should be illegal to begin with!

  • Seriously, #KIA and #Nissan have made shure I'll never enter one of their cars as a matter of principle ever again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HauQtcj7UTM&t=710s

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Just because the #Swasticar-Owner aka. #ApartheidEmeraldBoy got his secret collectors piece leaked doesn't mean this surveillance shit should be allowed to begin with!
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Seriously, I wounder if any #NISSAN owner ever "educated" their passengers about this shit, notwidthstanding that Under-16 year olds can't consent to this shite as a matter of principle, much less to HAVING THEIR SEX LIFE ANALYZED AND SOLD TO THIRD PARTIES!

I wounder if their agreement is that batshit crazy in the #EU too, but if so I hope @noybeu gives them a legalese spanking!

#sarcasm

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The #TechBro-driven #Enshittification of #cars is a danger to #PublicSafety and #RoadSafety and shit like this is why I'll refuse to own anything made after 2015!
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Also Automatic Highbeams are just garbage because it blinds everyone but the assholes using it in clean weather...

  • Shit like this needs to be outlawed - for real!
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Like seriously, this #Enshittification of #cars is dangerous...

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#Cars become more #lethal not just because of that tho.
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But because the #Enfattening of #Cars - espechally in the #USA but elsewhere too - is increasing #Lethality.

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@notjustbikes OFC Idiots #TextingWhileDriving ain't new so that on it's own can't be the factor...

  • It's just bad #UX #design because a #car doesn't have excuses to have bespoke controls individual to it's model like the difference between a Fairchild A-10 CASF , a Lockheed-Martin F-35 JSF and Bell V-22 TRTP...
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Look guys, I'm just drivin' my shitty Corsa D but even the shitty dongle thingy to get music onto it's radio without an AUX plug has dedicaded buttons for play/pause/redial last number/end call, back and forward.

That's how it belongs: There's no reason we can't have basic, dedicaded buttons on the steering wheel like a 2002 Audi A4 offered as premium option!

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#TextingWhileDriving is illegal for very good reasons and we should #BanTouchscreens from cars for the same fucking reasons!
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Seriously, buttons, switches and levers are scientifically proven to be superior and that's why in #airplanes from the smallest training aircraft to the biggest commercial airliner THEY DON'T DO TOUCHSCREENS and instead focus on high legibility fonts for ease of reading instruments under adverse conditions...

  • The only innovation they have is replacing physical instruments with OLED displays that have higher contrast ratio, require less power and have a limited set of contextual configurations based off whether the plane is in Autopilot, Manual Mode, Taxi, Takeoff, Landing or Maintenance because it makes sense to i.e. swap the artificial horizon or weather radar whilst taxing for a front landing gear camera so the pilot can park in properly or follow the center line from or to the runway.
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I'm just glad I never had a car accident that had me incapacitated or that I had to provide first aid in one where the doors didn't open.

  • Cuz with most modern cars I'd not even bother trying to find the door handle if it came to it, but just smash in the side window and either open the door that way by pulling if possible or just cut the seatbelt and drag the driver/passenger out the window in the unlikely scenario that the car crashed, leaked fuel and was at risk of burning down...

Otherwise hydraulic gear from the local fire brigade will take good care of it.

  • Unless the manufacturers are assholes and not have a #RescueCard in the driver side sun visor cuz reinforced crash protection bars can actually destroy hydraulic shears!
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My hope is that #euroNCAP will #ban most of these #Enshittification - designs entirey and demand #AntiEnshittification - ideally with mandating all controls must be accessible with physical buttons, switches and dials without exceptions!
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And yes, I too want my #car to be simple, stupid, intuitive and just function.

Cuz lets be honest noone but old #Boomers want to pay 4+ digits for a #NavigationSystem when even my first #Android #Smartphone over 15 years ago already delivered a better experience.

  • Just gimme a mic, amp and speakers that don't sound like ass and let me bring my own #music, cuz the only #Smartphones that I'm aware of that don't offer FM #Radio are #iPhone|s...
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@kkarhan Facts! There are only very few aircraft that use touchscreens, often on nonessential systems. Everything that is critical for the safety of the planes runs on buttons.

Many of the most critical levers even have unique shapes. The landing gear lever is round like a tire, the flaps lever is shaped like an aerofoil, etc. to reduce the likelihood of improper operation of those.

@celeste_42bit @kkarhan I have never owned or driven a car, I haven't got a license, I have never had a single lesson. I hate cars and I have always hated them. Looking at how the enshittification of cars progresses, using cryptography to lock out 3rd party replacement parts and even 2nd hand original parts, making repairs impossible for independent mechanics, putting computers into everything yet not spending enough on system security, I am glad that I managed to stay away from cars.
@LordCaramac @celeste_42bit The problem is that the #Enshittification will also put you at risk even if you are a cautious af pedestrian...

@celeste_42bit I know, because pilots need to be able to operate these under adverse conditions with all lights off, suffering extreme vibrations and even high G-loads in turbulences...

  • And that is good because the workload of flying a plane is exponentially higher than driving on a road and #AviationSafety is fucking important for all the right reasons!

So yeah, they'll mostly do "comfort features" pre- and post-flight and don't replace buttons at all...

  • Even minute things like #Airbus introducing #B612 as the font for their instruments, manuals and writings propably got vigorously tested with like test pilots put on rigs with severe vibration and G-loads...
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@kkarhan I will never forget the C5 I rented a decade back or so. Climate control via touch only. You had to navigate through multiple screens, each button elsewhere.

I wonder whether they hoped to increase sales on accident replacements. A fucking UX nightmare and a true security hazard.

@Saupreiss Pretty shure they make a killing with repacement touchscreens because angry users will smash it it!

#sarcasm

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We just bought a Kia Sportage. Yeah, the whole dash is a screen, but at least the volume/temp controls (and typical light and car-driving control like cruise) are physical.
First question: "Is there anything on this car, besides the satellite radio that is subscription based?" (No.)

Cause screw that crap.

@tezoatlipoca you do realize that #KIA reserves the right to collect & share data about the sex life of the owner and occupants and sell this info to third parties?

Nissan, Kia can collect data on drivers' 'sexual activity' and 'sex lives': privacy watchdog

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@alex @kkarhan

Didn't sign up for that KiaConnect app or "register the vehicle online". No carplay, android auto. Phone connects via A2DP for audio only (and HFP and HS for calls). Nothing else. The car (and Kia) is learning nothing from me.

I'm sure its sending reams of data back to Kia but nothing that tie to me personally.
The only thing they have on me is my real name, bank acc. and the fact that I'm on the financing papers. I think even put "NOYB" under "Sex" on the paperwork.

@tezoatlipoca @kkarhan

Nonya Bizness.

@alex @kkarhan Now, if the car is collecting telemetry like about how fast I drive or where I go and they're somehow able to correlate that to me as a person with what little info I've provided on the financing paperwork.. well, good on them I guess.

Well, you've at least piqued my interest enough to go investigate more, Im sure there's a privacy boilerplate I can srkrull through. But anything tied to mobile phone use or online subscription basis Kia aint getting nuttin from me.

@kkarhan I'm not even particularly keen on the electronic handbrake brake my latest VW has, having already once accidentally pulled it whilst driving on the motorway and trying to get a vape from the cupholder - I just got a gong warning rather than a hard stop as Cariad have at least realised /someone/ is going to do that, but it wouldn't have happened with a normal handbrake lever - also when you change the rear pads you need to connect to OBD2 using VCDS or similar to put the brakes into service mode, and I never use the cupholders for drinks as anything that might spill in the centre console is likely to knacker the switch that operates the brake..
@vfrmedia yeah, and that's just scratching the surface of the shitshow...

@kkarhan actual real legit emotional connection with a car looks like this:
"It was my first car. My grandmother gave it to me when grandpa died because she didn't need two cars. It was in terrible shape because she seldom drove and never maintained it, so i spent much of my meagre salary getting it repaired and made safe (relatively speaking). Even then, it was underpowered and ugly and had rusted holes in the floor so that my ankles got wet whenever I drove through a puddle. There was no heater. I drove that car everywhere, like a lunatic because I was young and brash and felt immortal. For a time, none of my friends had cars so i became very popular and included in every social event imaginable. I lost count of the number of times I slept in that car, whether sleeping off a night of heavy drinking or because we were camping and i didn't have a tent, or both. It broke down often, and i had to be rescued from the sides of all sorts of interesting roads. I learned basic mechanic skills just from keeping it running. I hated that car for all the times it let me down, but i also loved it for all the time we spent together, the experiences we shared. One rainy night, I came out of the pub to find it wrecked. A driver had lost control on the slippery road and ploughed straight into my car. I sold it, as is for next to nothing, and the new owner restored it and gave it to his girlfriend. I felt a mixture of pride and jealousy time I saw them together afterwards"

I just don't think a slick computer interface can match that.