If you want to please everyone, then sell ice-cream.

#Blog #blogger #BlogPost #opinion #thought #truth #quote #icecream #psychology
#Sarcasm #satire

Say what you want, some companies take #globalwarming seriously and do something about it. Take #carhartt : offering #clothing for the #workingclass that "makes it possible to work in the highest temps". #climatechange #beattheheat #sarcasm

@theleftistlawyer fuck compromises!

- Letting the aggressors live is already a compromise against better evidence and judgement…

#sarcasm #commentarz #rant #venting

Health and safety notice:

"When exiting the bunker after playing your shot, please take care to avoid tripping as you step over the rake."

#golf #sarcasm

SARCASM Streaming New Single “Plunged Into A Paradox”

Swedish death metal outfit Sarcasm are now releasing the third and final track of their upcoming album Lifeforce Omnibound, which will be released May 29 via Hammerheart Records. The new single “Plunged Into A Paradox” is now streaming below. Preorder Lifeforce Omnibound here. Tracklisting: “Essence Of Existence” “Altering The Perception” “The Reward Of Adversity” “Crumbling

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If BGP Peering were like modern onlinedating; part 3:

"I am running an unfiltered network and I expect you to neither"

#peering #bgp #sarcasm

#Sarcasm
My family tree is a cactus. We're all pricks.
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#Sarcasm
Nothing hotter than a girl saying “I never do this” right before she does.
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@eickot @EUCommission 18 billions for 1.5 millions, that's about 12000€/person. That would solve the housing problem of course (#sarcasm) [edit: I mis-reading the number as 1.8 insteadof 18]