Australia apparent rules?
- Everyone is no more than one degree separated from knowing everyone else?
- You just keep getting handed wine?
- There are many bizarre things to hit in the road while walking, biking and driving. Yesterday we hit a boat motor.
- It’s 9c and people are barefoot?

Guys,

Guys,

Guys, I met my cybersecurity mentee for next week last night -at a burlesque show-. (EDIT: Completely unintentionally, we were both extremely surprised)

I have met at least one famous actor's cousin

What the fuck is happening in Australia

Rules stay consistent.

Sometimes you are handed beer.

Will continue to investigate

@hacks4pancakes may you not hit a cane toad. Or a kangaroo.
@hacks4pancakes only the best. That's what happening
@hacks4pancakes Sounds like you found a mostly sane place to be, enjoy! I'm a bit jealous. Keep on keepin' on
@hacks4pancakes The last one in your previous list is really only for southern folks, north of the 30th or so folks will start layering when it goes down to 18°, and chimneys start belching smoke if a night is estimated to go down to 15°.

@hacks4pancakes

The beer is a trap.

You need to keep a count to stay ahead who's shout it is.
That's why folks hand random beers out, to stay ahead of the curve.

@hacks4pancakes Lesley, Australia sounds so much nicer than Canada right now.

Could I come visit for (*checks calendar*) 15-20 years or so?

@Wikisteff its probably easier for you as a commonwealth citizen
@hacks4pancakes rule two we’re sometimes flexible on: Depending on the situation, we may hand you beer.
@4n6 oh ok
@hacks4pancakes
Depends on the area. SA - you're getting a wine. NT - get on the beers!
@4n6
@viraptor Beers! Beers! Beers! (And apologies to @hacks4pancakes - if you’re not familiar, search for “meanwhile in Australia” or Jimmy Rees on YouTube…)
@hacks4pancakes yup sounds about right. The alternative 9 degrees outfit for some dudes is shorts and a thick puffer jacket for some reason

@hacks4pancakes @joannaholman

Speaking from Edmonton Alberta: shorts can be seen at any temperature and season here, including mid-winter at -20C

@hacks4pancakes 1. Yep pretty much. Every industry is small.

2. Yep pretty much. If you’ve got a wine glass in your hand or on your table, someone will always offer you a top-up or another. You’re allowed to say no thank you.

3. Yep. Wombats are especially dangerous to hit at speed.

4. Yep. Shorts and thongs (flip-flops) are 4-season wear.

@jpm @hacks4pancakes wombats are presently the bane of my existence, with 2 separate individuals having decided to dig under my fence and into my yard after 4 years of leaving us alone. They can *have* the entire remaining 99 acres ffs.

I am about to start an attempt to trap and relocate them.

And yes, they will *very* fuck your car. It's not the least reason people around here drive lifted 4x4 utes.

@trib @jpm @hacks4pancakes I remember a ranger a Eildon telling me about how every camp season at least one person ruins their holiday speeding down the campsite at night and encountering a wombat.

Hitting a brick wall has more give

@sortius @trib @jpm @hacks4pancakes they're notorious for tearing the drive train out the bottom of cars as they act like little mobile bollards
@Taco_lad @sortius @jpm @hacks4pancakes today's wombat/bollard as I arrived home.
@trib @Taco_lad @jpm @hacks4pancakes hehehe, at least that one's keeping you on the track

@sortius @jpm @hacks4pancakes an interesting fact/comparison about where I live (a rural area with high wombat numbers): about 90% of our roadkill is wombats, which should mean the panelbeaters are swimming in insurance money, but the proliferation of lifted 4x4s probably shifts that.

By comparison, in Canberra, where I used to live, the same proportion of roadkill is eastern grey kangaroos. Whether you drive a ute or regular car, they will mess your vehicle up.

The only possible out when hitting a kangaroo being you have a bull bar (which many here in the Bega Valley do). But it's not guaranteed.

@trib @sortius @jpm @hacks4pancakes Roo's are the most common road kill around me, I see a dead roo every month or 2 when walking my dogs. Not even out in the middle of nowhere, the other side of the road has some shops and less than 100m from traffic lights.
@trib @jpm @hacks4pancakes To be fair, they were there first…

@trib @jpm @hacks4pancakes it's mildly gross and might get you done for exposure if the burrow locations are visible to neighbours or the public, but you could try pissing around the entrances. It's worked well for me :-)

Or you could take Banjo's advice and put in a swinging gate so they can come and go without damaging stuff. Especially if you don't mind having them elsewhere on your property. Make the gate heavy so that other animals will be unable to get through.

"The strongest creature for his size
But least equipped for combat
That dwells beneath Australian skies
Is Weary Will the Wombat.

He digs his homestead underground,
He's neither shrewd nor clever;
For kangaroos can leap and bound
But wombats dig forever.

The boundary rider's netting fence
Excites his irritation;
It is to his untutored sense
His pet abomination.

And when to pass it he desires,
Upon his task he'll centre
And dig a hole beneath the wires
Through which the dingoes enter.

And when to block the hole they strain
With logs and stones and rubble,
Bill Wombat digs it out again
Without the slightest trouble.

The boundary rider bows to fate,
Admits he's made a blunder
And rigs a little swinging gate
To let Bill Wombat under.

So most contentedly he goes
Between his haunt and burrow:
He does the only thing he knows,
And does it very thorough."

@hacks4pancakes 9° is barely jumper weather
@hacks4pancakes @Taco_lad if it’s morning you might just be given coffee
@hacks4pancakes I only wear shoes/heels when going to work, going out or riding my bicycle. Every other time I’m in thongs, no matter the weather.
@hacks4pancakes
Also, every sentence sounds like a question?

@hacks4pancakes The United States and Autraltia are serparated by the same english. To an American the Australiam version can sound much dirtier though.

Everyone is running a version of Linux and most of the code is same. But one version is Debian based .deb, and the other is Fedora based .RPM. Sometimes there are compatibility issue.

@culper @hacks4pancakes Here in the USA we “root, root, root for the home team” which usually gets a strong reaction from my Australian friends. So the Aussies don’t have a monopoly on dirty-coded misunderstandings.

@hacks4pancakes
- tech community still very small in aus, so yep most circles know each other

- if you're in coowee of the drinks, you get one.

- dunno abt the road debris. maybe I'm just used to it?

- yep. not unusual at all.

@hacks4pancakes ohhh, that explains why I always seem to end up hammered, and why I’m always running into stuff when I drive. Wait, now I think about it, those might be related.
@hacks4pancakes I see you're using the rule "all statements should end with a question mark (be pronounced with a questioning upward tone instead of a confirmatory downward tone)".
@hacks4pancakes can’t get bit by the shoe spiders if you don’t wear shoes *taps forehead*
@zaicurity @hacks4pancakes 100% - I’ve found scorpions in my shoes before, but never in my thongs!
@hacks4pancakes Chortle. Lo these many years ago when I was working at the AEC we had a report of freakishly cold weather in Darwin where it got down to 24C during the day. Apparently people in the Darwin office were wearing jumpers because they couldn’t handle it being that “cold”…
@hacks4pancakes
1) But only within any given state. Other states? Are they even Australian?
2) You probably don't look like a bogan so wine is appropriate. Unless you're in Qld when it might be rum ... and ND doesn't do wine ... so you might just be offered a smaller beer or a shandy.
3) There are ... but just don't hit them ... right? However see also "bogan" and "stupid pom".
4) And? Not everyone has a pair of uggies to hand (or foot).

@hacks4pancakes

That is literally true in Hobart