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All these hacks and pollies are talking about oil.

I'm talking about helium

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Could’ve been an email #auspol
Man what a bunch of fucking bullshit. My wife zoned out twice already in this bullshit, and uh… fuck this guy seriously, not that well done would be any better, nor would the potato have been
I’ve seen the ad for a few times for Michael, and I have to wonder who on earth green lit it.
Imminence - The Black (Live at Ystads Teater)

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En(UK) english - traditional
En(US) English - simplified
En(Au) English - profane
Them: "So do you say the F word?"
Me: "Probably 30 times a day."
Them: "So do you say the ... the C word?"
Me: "You betcha."
Them: "But only when you're really mad?"
Me: "Um, no. That's not how the Australian language works."
Fucking done with my local councils enforcement or rather lack of enforcement of local laws. 2 dog attacks in the last 12 months, and numerous off leash dogs making my wife feel extremely unsafe (especially after the first dog attack) has left me out for a pound of flesh
Magnetically hovering guitar strings (sounds unreal)

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