I don’t have a birdfeeder anymore, it’s just a squirrel ab-crunch machine.

My back yard is some sort of tiny wildlife prison workout yard now, there are no birds and all these furry bastards are jacked.

How can we make this, from @frog, famous?

"My standard for consent: pretend the thing I'm consenting to is being physically done by a person.

"It'd be super weird if I bought a used car & they asked me if they could follow me around.

"It'd be super weird for a stranger to ask to follow me around writing down the things I put in my grocery cart.

"If I called a taxi, it'd be super weird if the driver asked to look through my phone contacts & copy them down."

#Computer #Surveillance #Crime

She likes her new spot on the blanket on the sofa :D

#CatsOfMastodon

The blacksmith put her hammer down. The apprentice had been dealing with a walk-in but wanted a word. “She wants us to do, what, boy?”

“Transplant an enchantment from a sword to a spade.”

“Why on Krull would someone want an enchanted spade?”

“Adventurer wants to retire to grow roses. Sword wants to retire, too.”

“Tell her okay. Goddess, we get all the weird jobs on Grunedays.”

“I think they’re sweet, boss”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

#melbourne people: if you’re looking for something to do Easter weekend, it’s the best days of the year to use the cheap VLine trains on a day trip to #Bendigo. There’s multiple parades, impressive Chinese dragons, live music, an incredible cheap second hand book market and stacks of other stuff happening

https://www.bendigoeasterfestival.org.au/