Hal Pomeranz

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Computer Forensics and Information Security, often with a spicy Linux flavor. Expert Witness. Trainer.
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“All your laundry are belong to me!”

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Maddie

I don't think nearly enough attention has been given to how amazing astronaut Jeremy Hansen's mission patch is.

Designed by Henry Guimond of Sagkeeng First Nation in Manitoba.

Read more about it here:
https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/missions/artemis-ii/jeremy-hansen-patch.asp

#ArtemisII #JeremyHansen #HenryGuimond #Sagkeeng #AnishinaabeArt #Indigenous #IndigenousArt

I get mental health treatment through a place called the SIMS Foundation in Austin, and their only requirement is that I prove I have made *some* money with music each year.

So I am once again asking people to buy some of my eccentric and odd experimental music. It's not "harsh noise" or "dark ambient." It's very unique and fun to listen to. If you can't buy some music at least boost. I have until the end of the month to prove I've sold some music:

https://phantasmspasmband.bandcamp.com/

The Phantasm Spasm Band

The Phantasm Spasm Band is the experimental project of Worm and The Trash Man These songs represent their descent into the warm embrace of the Fungi Goddesses and the sweet sounds of Madness.

The Phantasm Spasm Band

Synchronized napping, Part II

#PetsOfMastodon #Lucy #Maddie

On this occasion of the launch of Artemis II, I need to reshare this.

This is a photo of 8 of the surviving Apollo astronauts, taken on the 50th anniversary of the moon landing.

The man wearing ... well ... a heat shield, is Buzz Aldrin. I have to imagine his arrival went like this:

PHOTOGRAPHER: Um, Mr. Aldrin, this is a formal portrait.
BUZZ: Do you think I don't know that, son?
PHOTOG: Well, your outfit sir, it's-
BUZZ: Son. I've been to the moon. The mother-lovin' moon. In a tin can running on a graphing calculator powered by a can of sterno.
PHOTOG: Yes sir.
BUZZ: I get to wear what I want, where I want, when I want, for the rest of my life. Do you understand me, son?
PHOTOG: Right this way sir.

And what really gets me is Charlie Duke. He's the guy in the tux with the gold trim. He thought he was going to stand out in this photo. Then in walks Mr. Moon Man.

Just in case anybody else is looking at exported GitHub audit logs...

The JSON export format is fine except that the timestamps are in Unix epoch time with milliseconds. If you'd like that changed to human-readable timestamps: https://github.com/halpomeranz/dfis/blob/master/ghaudit-fix-json-times.pl

JSON is great if you know jq. But my customers prefer CSV output: https://github.com/halpomeranz/dfis/blob/master/ghaudit2csv.sh

#DFIR

dfis/ghaudit-fix-json-times.pl at master · halpomeranz/dfis

Digital Forensic Investigative Scripts. Contribute to halpomeranz/dfis development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Ok, today’s xkcd is glorious!

[edit] I should probably mention you need to visit the site for the full effect, it’s more than just a comic today!

https://xkcd.com/3227/

Creation

xkcd

I make my living investigating serious computer/network attacks. What a time to be alive.

https://sockpuppet.org/blog/2026/03/30/vulnerability-research-is-cooked/

Vulnerability Research Is Cooked — Quarrelsome

I feel what happens more often is *specific sociopathic actors* take advantage of the collective resource and attempt to claim it for themselves, often destroying it in the process.

common land in england was not overused and depleted, it was enclosed, deliberately, by powerful actors, and taken away from commoners.

anarchic projects like the Paris Commune, Kronstadt, Catalonia, Rojava, Chiapas don't collapse under their own weight because they are not sustainable, they are destroyed from the outside, deliberately, by violent people for whom the success of an egalitarian society is an existential threat.

foss and the open web are not straining under the weight of individual over consumption, they're being attacked, deliberately, by malicious actors seeking gains and power.

So ars (first pic) ran a piece similar to the one that the rest of the tech journals did "claude code source leaked, whoopsie! programmers are taking a look at it, some are finding problems, but others are saying it's really awesome."

like "inspiring and humbling" is not the word dog. I don't spend time on fucking twitter anymore so i don't hang around people who might find this fucking dogshit tornado inspiring and humbling. Even more than the tornado, i am afraid of the people who look at the tornado and say "that's super fucking awesome, i can only hope to get sucked up and shredded like lettuce in a vortex of construction debris one day"

the (almost certainly generated) blog post is the standard kind of vacuuous linkedin shillposting that one has come to expect from the gambling addicts, but i think it's illustrative: the only thing they are impressed with is the number of lines. 500k lines of code for a graph processing loop in a TUI is NOT GOOD. The only comments they make on the actual code itself is "heavily architected" (what in the fuck does that mean), "modular" (no the fuck it is not), and it runs on bun rather than node (so??? they own it!!!! of course it does!!!). and then the predictable close of "oh and also i'm also writing exactly the same thing and come check out mine"

the only* people this shit impresses are people who don't know what they're looking at and just appreciate the size of it all, or have a bridge to sell.

* I got in trouble last time i said "only" - nothing in nature is ever "only this or that," i am speaking emphatically and figuratively. there are other kinds of people who are impressed with LLMs too. Please also note that my anger is directed towards the grifters profiting off of it and people who are pouring gas on the fire and enabling this catastrophe by giving it intellectual, social, and other cover. I know there are folks who just chat with the bots because they need someone to talk to, etcetera and so on. people in need who are just making use of whatever they can grab to hang on are not who I am criticizing, and never are.