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I'm not salty or anything, and I don't live in America anymore - but I absolutely checked a couple major cybersecurity events with rotating venues because surely by now in 2026, they must have moved to places safe for women and trans attendees, surely, surely, surely,

nah of course not

@dangoodin that their massive investments in quantum need justification to not piss off shareholders? that they need to be seen to follow NIST guidance to maintain upheaved government contracts?

I'm honestly still unconvinced on the PQ timeline being realistic. by all means, future proof designs and roll out plenty early, but repeatedly predicting (incorrectly) that a practical break of real-world classical cryptosystems is urgently around the corner just leads to distrust and fatigue.

Half-assing something will always be better than no-assing everything.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good (out of 10)

#LifeAdvice

Option A: Upgrade iPhone to iOS26 and have to use liquid glass

Option B: Get pwned by DarkSword malware

I don't know which one is worse

xkcd 2347, but the dependency is a project run by some random person who just replaced his brain with a clockwork mouse and is now tweeting 2000 word screeds on how Claude Code is a game changer

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/1s2kjth/ichiel/

ICYMI (from the not-all-cyber-news-is-horrible dept), a cyberattack on a U.S. vehicle breathalyzer company has left drivers across the United States stranded and unable to start their vehicles. This story positively cries out for a headline-writing contest. TechCrunch reports:

"The company, Intoxalock, says on its website that it is “currently experiencing downtime” after a cyberattack on March 14. Intoxalock sells breathalyzer devices that fit into vehicle ignition switches, and is used by people who are required to provide a negative alcohol breath sample to start their car."

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/20/cyberattack-on-vehicle-breathalyzer-company-leaves-drivers-stranded-across-the-us/

Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US | TechCrunch

A cyberattack on a U.S. car breathalyzer company has left drivers across the United States reportedly stranded and unable to start their vehicles.

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With #rsac 2026 coming up I’m curious which fascist they’re inviting this year.
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