Mastodawn

My favourite Australian character trait is the willingness to jump in on a lie in order to trick someone (in good fun).

This is best shown by dropbears*, where any Aussie will happily join in on sharing how terrifying they are, how weird it is that no one outside Aus knows about them, the importance of eating vegemite as a deterrent, etc.

I love that my MPIC friends have gotten fully on board with this, happily rabbiting on about dropbears and their risks. It warms my heart and makes me feel like home!

* this is not to imply that dropbears are not real. Of course they are.

#DropBear #migrantLife #Australia

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11h ago

I may have made a broken build/sticker combo in Raccoin.

(be warned, it's a bit loud and confused)

Israeli "centrist":

Preston von Gabbleduck 15h ago

New office poster, and office fridge magnets have arrived. Huzzah!

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16h ago

My son is obsessed with Buldak carbonara, but he's terrified of what it'll do to his bumhole.

I have taught him well

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20h ago

Took the kids to Hector's for breakfast:

Sausage, egg, and cheese, muffins.

My son loved it so much he skipped all the way home from the park we sat and ate them in 😆

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1d ago

Making cơm tấm for dinner. I have a recipe I've been using for years that has some star anise in the marinade, and it's just amazing.

Kids love the dish, too, because everyone loves a fried egg on rice

#Cooking

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1d ago

Preston von Gabbleduck 1d ago

"Oh my, how could Substack let Andrew Tate on the platform?", I saw someone bewail the other day.

Oh I don't know, Jeremy*, maybe the same way they let fucking Nazis on the platform. Pay attention to everyone else and stop paying attention to anything done to that platform.

*Name of stupid person deliberately suppressed.

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1d ago

What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive! It's like the fall of the Roman Empire, but with memes.