Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 2, 2024
major shlong
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actually johnlock was always endgame
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heard you want to get painted
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simpsons episode
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ravenous cone worms
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no one prepares you for that
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hitachi
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assigned gay at billing
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lions can jump 36 feet
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instantly won so many internet arguments
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blood work
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random strangers on reddit
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blorbo
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
a pervert tragedy
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wibta
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release my wee da
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milk and cookies
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
a much better finger-eating machine
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spider names
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edison
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gollum's funeral
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dead wife syndrome
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alarm clock
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whoa mama im on the scary planet
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which could mean nothing
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another fucking seance
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birdgirl grindset
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bong
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wielder of narya
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this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
bat signed by everyone alive
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such is the life of the humble garlic
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 22
god isnt mythology
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 26
cauliflower
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 27
linguini
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
you can think things that aren't true
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
water and milk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
without the slow creep
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
laminate me
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
magneto cock cage
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isekai truck
Feb 3 at 11:23amWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
theresa
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
make your own foot scrub
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
my roommate is a pulley
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
boomgasm
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
losing blood
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
the first rule of baking
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
calling me a slur would've been easier
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
post cunt
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
grope-nheimer
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 20
rorschach test
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tricky dick
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
testicle refund
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tiramisu
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
bill and ted
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tes THDPSSSSPS
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 3
the information withholder
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
salem witch premium
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the fox and mole
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
horseified
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buttons that go hard
Show threadJust BobyApr 5
@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
Show thread🔥 Mireille Sillander 🔥Apr 5
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies
Show threadWillApr 7
@stavvers @SpellsAgainstCivilisation relevant to your interests
Show threadNicky Roscoe-CalvertApr 9
@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁
Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyMay 13

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

Show threadLi ~ Crystal SystemMar 17
@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
Show threadpiku    minor!Mar 1
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
Show threadAri "Two Thumbs" JacksonMar 1
@stavvers this is delightful!
Show threadScavelloMar 1
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
Show threadJames 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Mar 1
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
Show threadMark PauleyMar 2
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
Show threadideaPDishMar 2
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
Show threadUNINOIZEMar 2
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?
Show threadDoctor Coyote - HeirophantApr 27

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

Show threadnoodlejetski Mar 1
@stavvers > Trans Date
Show threadAlice Mar 1
@stavvers Trans Date too
Show threadjan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Mar 1
@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
Show threadxXZèfStoopidTS1312XxMar 1
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
Show threadErikMar 1
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Show threadErikMar 1
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
Show threadNavi Mar 1
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarMar 1
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
Show threadgender affirming bulldozerJun 27
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
Show threadAnthropyJul 28
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball
Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaFeb 21

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
Show threadBen CurthoysFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers balls
Show threadSalvaFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?
Show threadhazelnot Jul 28

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
Show threadTailor Feb 21
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
Show threadSky, Cozy Goth Prince of CatsFeb 21
@stavvers Trixon
Show threadMedea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Feb 22
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
Show threadDwight Williams (💉 x9)+😷🇨🇦Feb 26
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
Show threadJohn MaxwellFeb 20
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Feb 20

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

Show threadPNW DebFeb 20
@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadUNINOIZEMar 2
@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyFeb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

Wafrn, the social network that respects you

Wafrn is the main wafrn instance, a tumblr inspired federated social network that can connect with the fediverse. Follow your friends from mastodon, misskey, akkoma, and, if its your thing, threads too

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Show threadDanFeb 3
@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.
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Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 26
cauliflower
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 27
linguini
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
you can think things that aren't true
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
water and milk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
without the slow creep
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
laminate me
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
magneto cock cage
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
isekai truck
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
theresa
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
make your own foot scrub
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
my roommate is a pulley
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
boomgasm
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
losing blood
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
the first rule of baking
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
calling me a slur would've been easier
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
post cunt
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
grope-nheimer
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 20
rorschach test
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 21
tricky dick
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
testicle refund
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
tiramisu
Show threadnoodlejetski Mar 1
@stavvers > Trans Date
Show threadAlice Mar 1
@stavvers Trans Date too
Show threadjan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Mar 1
@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
Show threadxXZèfStoopidTS1312XxMar 1
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
Show threadErikMar 1
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Show threadNavi Mar 1
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarMar 1
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
Show threadgender affirming bulldozerJun 27
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
Show threadAnthropyJul 28
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball
Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaFeb 21

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
Show threadBen CurthoysFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers balls
Show threadSalvaFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?
Show threadTailor Feb 21
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
Show threadSky, Cozy Goth Prince of CatsFeb 21
@stavvers Trixon
Show threadMedea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Feb 22
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
Show threadDwight Williams (💉 x9)+😷🇨🇦Feb 26
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
Show threadJohn MaxwellFeb 20
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Feb 20

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

Show threadPNW DebFeb 20
@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadUNINOIZEMar 2
@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
Show threadAlien software, human hardwareMar 2
@stavvers i would enjoy talking to that person.
What a fascinating window into different world.
Show threadDark Sheep ArtsMar 3

@stavvers

PMSL. It's true. Bread can sense your emotions and will destroy you.

Show threadsomeweirdthingMar 3
@stavvers No wonder I always fail when baking.
Show threadmauvedeityFeb 15
@stavvers I worked with a Kevin Gee, who was stuck with “geek@bigbank.com”.
Show threadDamien (TIG BUSINESS)Feb 15

@stavvers the uni went to as a student used 2 initials and then surname. I was drmoo , which led to some confused emails.
But it was better than pasta or ashol

And we all preferred it over another uni that had first initial and then up to 6 letters of your surname. Mr 'jchrist' complained until they changed his.

Show threadMatt TearleMar 1

@aeduna @stavvers

lastnamefirstinitial seems like a perfectly reasonable login/email system for an academic institution until you spend your weekend partying instead of studying and now have to email your bullshit excuse and plea for an extension to your physics professor… Debbie Go.

Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyFeb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

Wafrn, the social network that respects you

Wafrn is the main wafrn instance, a tumblr inspired federated social network that can connect with the fediverse. Follow your friends from mastodon, misskey, akkoma, and, if its your thing, threads too

app.wafrn.net
Show threadDanFeb 3
@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.
Show threadADHDeanJan 27
@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here
Show threadOblomovJan 27
@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Jan 27
@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.
Show threadMollyJan 27
@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…
Show threadTrillion ByterJan 27
@stavvers This is the quality content I that keeps me on here.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jan 26
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian
Show threadDétours AnachroniquesJan 26

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 27
@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!
Show threadDétours AnachroniquesJan 27

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.