Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 2, 2024
major shlong
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 5, 2024
actually johnlock was always endgame
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 9, 2024
heard you want to get painted
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 12, 2024
simpsons episode
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 12, 2024
ravenous cone worms
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
no one prepares you for that
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
hitachi
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
assigned gay at billing
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
lions can jump 36 feet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 12, 2024
instantly won so many internet arguments
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
blood work
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
random strangers on reddit
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
blorbo
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
a pervert tragedy
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 24, 2024
wibta
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 25, 2024
release my wee da
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 26, 2024
milk and cookies
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
a much better finger-eating machine
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
spider names
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
edison
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
gollum's funeral
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
dead wife syndrome
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
alarm clock
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
whoa mama im on the scary planet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
which could mean nothing
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
another fucking seance
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
birdgirl grindset
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
bong
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
wielder of narya
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
bat signed by everyone alive
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 14
such is the life of the humble garlic
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 22
god isnt mythology
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 26
cauliflower
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 27
linguini
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
you can think things that aren't true
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 28
water and milk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
without the slow creep
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
laminate me
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
magneto cock cage
Show threadAnother Angry Woman
isekai truck
Feb 3 at 11:23amWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
theresa
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 3
make your own foot scrub
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
my roommate is a pulley
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
boomgasm
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
losing blood
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
the first rule of baking
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
calling me a slur would've been easier
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
post cunt
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
grope-nheimer
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 20
rorschach test
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 21
tricky dick
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
testicle refund
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
tiramisu
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
bill and ted
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
tes THDPSSSSPS
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 3
the information withholder
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
salem witch premium
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
the fox and mole
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
horseified
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
buttons that go hard
Show threadJust BobyApr 5
@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
Show thread🔥 Mireille Sillander 🔥Apr 5
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies
Show threadWillApr 7
@stavvers @SpellsAgainstCivilisation relevant to your interests
Show threadNicky Roscoe-CalvertApr 9
@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁
Show threadCharles ☭ says smash the patriarchyMay 13

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

Show threadLi ~ Crystal SystemMar 17
@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
Show threadpiku    minor!Mar 1
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
Show threadAri "Two Naps" JacksonMar 1
@stavvers this is delightful!
Show threadScavelloMar 1
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
Show threadJames 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Mar 1
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
Show threadMark PauleyMar 2
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
Show threadideaPDishMar 2
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
Show threadUNINOIZEMar 2
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?
Show threadDoctor Coyote - HeirophantApr 27

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

Show threadnoodlejetski Mar 1
@stavvers > Trans Date
Show threadAlice Mar 1
@stavvers Trans Date too
Show threadjan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Mar 1
@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
Show threadxXZèfStoopidTS1312XxMar 1
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
Show threadErikMar 1
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Show threadErikMar 1
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
Show threadNavi Mar 1
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarMar 1
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
Show threadgender affirming bulldozerJun 27
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
Show threadAnthropyJul 28
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball
Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaFeb 21

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
Show threadBen CurthoysFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers balls
Show threadSalvaFeb 21
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?
Show threadhazelnot Jul 28

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
Show threadTailor Feb 21
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
Show threadSky, Cozy Goth Prince of CatsFeb 21
@stavvers Trixon
Show threadMedea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Feb 22
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
Show threadDwight Williams (💉 x9)+😷🇨🇦Feb 26
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
Show threadJohn MaxwellFeb 20
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Feb 20

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

Show threadPNW DebFeb 20
@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadEin WesenFeb 16
@stavvers i want this so badly to be real!
Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyFeb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

Wafrn, the social network that respects you

Wafrn is the main wafrn instance, a tumblr inspired federated social network that can connect with the fediverse. Follow your friends from mastodon, misskey, akkoma, and, if its your thing, threads too

app.wafrn.net
Show threadDanFeb 3
@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.
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Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 12, 2024
simpsons episode
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 12, 2024
ravenous cone worms
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
no one prepares you for that
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
hitachi
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
assigned gay at billing
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2024
lions can jump 36 feet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 12, 2024
instantly won so many internet arguments
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
blood work
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
random strangers on reddit
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
blorbo
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 21, 2024
a pervert tragedy
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 24, 2024
wibta
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 25, 2024
release my wee da
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 26, 2024
milk and cookies
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
a much better finger-eating machine
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
spider names
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
edison
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 6
gollum's funeral
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
dead wife syndrome
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
alarm clock
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJan 13
whoa mama im on the scary planet
Show threadAndy FletcherJan 6

@stavvers
Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

YouTube
Show threadJorge Vilar PalopJan 6
@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.
Show threadCaveDaveFeb 3
@stavvers honestly, I don't think this is true. He always made sute to steal the best ideas and not just slop ... I'm saying even HE had standards
Show threadFor I am CJ   Mar 2

@stavvers

Zeke woke up and "chose violence"... as we all need to do re: corporate evil 🙂

Show threadmeganeckoJan 13
@stavvers “I named my daughter ‘daughter’ because I like spiders and spiders also have daughters.”
Show threadAshley Jun 27
@stavvers @vriska idk If you'll ever use this for anything (and it's not really my business) but here this may hold your interest.
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Dec 26, 2024

@stavvers

Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

Show threadFeralRobotsDec 26, 2024
@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialDec 27, 2024
@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation
Show threadAnnelies Kamran, Ph.D.Dec 25, 2024
@stavvers 🤣
Show threadimikotoba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇯🇵Dec 25, 2024
@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining
Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

Show threadDr. Young-Leslie 🇨🇦Dec 27, 2024
@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.
Show threadEl Satánico Dr. KatowDec 24, 2024
@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.
Show threadOwenTDec 24, 2024
@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol
Show threadEl Satánico Dr. KatowDec 24, 2024
@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?
Show threadTony WellsDec 24, 2024

@stavvers

If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

Show threadIrenes (many)Dec 25, 2024
@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.
Show threadUNREALDec 25, 2024

@stavvers

damnit!

Show threadforesightDec 25, 2024
@stavvers An old story😔
Show threadein kleines zDec 25, 2024
@stavvers
Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.
Show threadBradleyKShermanDec 25, 2024
@stavvers https://davetrott.co.uk/2024/12/words-beat-data/
WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

Dave Trott's Blog - Powered by The Barn
Show thread_maleficentgirlDec 25, 2024

@stavvers

not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

Show threadDanDec 25, 2024
@stavvers
Show threadSeiðrDec 25, 2024
@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.
Show threadturmoniDec 21, 2024
@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something
Show threaddonthatedontkillDec 24, 2024
@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.
Show threadDavid CroyleDec 21, 2024
@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)
Show threadIngridDec 22, 2024
@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them
Show threadTony WellsDec 12, 2024

@stavvers

I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

Show threadSheriffLonestarNov 16, 2024
@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.
Show threadMatteo JoliveauNov 16, 2024
@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)
Show threadAndrocatJan 14
@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Nov 16, 2024
@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor
Show threadMax™Nov 16, 2024
@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times
Show threadjackDec 24, 2024
@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi
Show threadDaveDec 25, 2024
@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service
Show threadLudovic Archivist LagouardetteJan 8

@stavvers

@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

Show threadFoone🏳️‍⚧️Jan 8
@Archivist @stavvers I have a lot of practice as being amusing on the internet
Show threadLudovic Archivist LagouardetteJan 8

@foone I know, yet I remain impressed nonetheless

@stavvers

Show threadVaneshiFeb 3
@stavvers Nissan are alive and well in the Battletech universe (and GE, Mitsubishi) so Hitatchi being around isn't that much of a stretch and yeah I kinda want that as a decal in my battletech game.