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@Eetschrijver
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Européen en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, één spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat.
I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block.
Websitehttps://eetschrijver.nl

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@GhostOnTheHalfShell
Palm oil as a bio fuel is one of the many reasons we must stop burning stuf for energy.
#StopBurningStuff #Solar #wind
#uspol
Dear Americans:
You're being slowly cooked like a bunch of lobsters, and you're just letting it HAPPEN?
Flabbergastedly,
Yurp

@zeldman

Personally, I like how the Pakistani foreign minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.

Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
I'd pay a small fortune to see that.
Bueno, llego Semana Santa 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️