Alien software, human hardware

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I am very funny and will like and boost every cat picture i see. EXCEPT YOURS PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.(*)

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(*) for maximum effect, please imagine all humour posted, spoken with an impassive straight face.

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ADHDfunny, very.
Auf geht's! #Revision2026
#3228 - Day Counter
#demoscene we are ready for you, doors open at 12:00 Saarbrooklyn time! #RevisionParty2026

Practicing for the Guinness world record: I can now pick 9 locks with security pins *almost* as fast as the current record-holder can pick 8 locks without security pins (1 minute)!

Just need to drill this new technique into my muscle-memory and I think I'll have it.

My personal goals:

- 9 locks (with security pins) in 1 minute
- 21+ locks in 3 minutes
- 120+ locks in 1 hour

I think I can do all three.

J - Oh, and can you take this thing I made in black clay and put it on a black base and use a black background... like classy, you know?

Me - Oh ffs... you know I don't really know what I'm doing, don't you?

J - Yes, but you're my husband, you'll work it out.

Sigh.

Hopefully close enough, with a deadline of minus 23 hours.

#ceramics #pottery

RE: https://birdbutt.com/@colinstu/116338099556672672

You ever lead a company so inefficient you burn 80% of the world's venture capital each year

finally, Wendell Berry's standards for technological innovation--truly as relevant now as they were in 1987 #othernetworks
Krita’s Maintainer is awesome!
While advising my EE students not to waste time attempting ambitious topics like the travelling salesrep problem, I got distracted and spent 20 minutes writing code to find 64-bit prime numbers in consecutive binary digits of pi. My code is working properly but I am clearly not.