Alien software, human hardware

@mavu
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Failing to be intentionally funny since 1890.
Occasionally funny by accident.

If the world is spinning too fast, just remember to sit on a compass needle for a while.

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Brainautistic
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ADHDOnce thought bike stolen. Just forgot where it was.
Alien software, human hardware17h ago
Natasha Jay1d ago

My mood today ...

(In 2025 trans folk need it to broaden it to "People of quality do not fear equality")

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Low Quality Facts22h ago
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat House. It's very cute, but think how messed up it would be if humans slept inside giant hollowed out human heads.
https://collabs.shop/krtmcv
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Fesshole 🧻1d ago
I once stole all four wheeltrims from a car, showing off to mates. Threw them in a nearby bush. Woke the next day, remembered, felt guilty, retrieved them and put them back. Gangsta.
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Thomas 🔭🕹️6d ago

Have heard a new term for “AI hype enthusiast”:

botlicker

Do with this information as you wish.

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Pxl Phile2d ago

This is a great review on _that_ #AI article but with a greater scope on everything around this thing with an astounding culmination.

Awesome read. 5/5 ⭐

https://nibblestew.blogspot.com/2025/08/lets-properly-analyze-ai-article-for.html

Let's properly analyze an AI article for once

Recently the CEO of Github wrote a blog post called Developers reinvented . It was reposted with various clickbait headings like  GitHub CEO...

Alien software, human hardware3d ago

Ok find/xargs/file-rename.
You win.
I'm going to bed.
But ill have you know that tomorrow, i will write a script that solves my problem my way.

But first i will print your whole binary in tiny font on some scrap paper and FUCKING BURN IT. I HATE SOFTWARE YOU CANT EVEN PROPERLY KICK IT.

Alien software, human hardware3d ago

Maybe having physical media is not such a bad thing after all?

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James Smith 💾 (@Floppy@mastodon.me.uk)

Listening to The Prodigy Experience, and something's wrong... "Tracks "Wind It Up", "Hyperspeed (G-Force Part 2)" and "Charly" have been removed from streaming services, most likely due to sampling rights issues." BRB, just off to start a FUCKING REVOLUTION. 😡

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