harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
shipping
dommed by the narrative
last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
@stavvers I worked with a Kevin Gee, who was stuck with “geek@bigbank.com”.

@stavvers the uni went to as a student used 2 initials and then surname. I was drmoo , which led to some confused emails.
But it was better than pasta or ashol

And we all preferred it over another uni that had first initial and then up to 6 letters of your surname. Mr 'jchrist' complained until they changed his.

@aeduna @stavvers

lastnamefirstinitial seems like a perfectly reasonable login/email system for an academic institution until you spend your weekend partying instead of studying and now have to email your bullshit excuse and plea for an extension to your physics professor… Debbie Go.

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

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(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

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@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.
@stavvers isekai where the protag guy gets hit and becomes a woman in the harem of some toxic asshole who acts just like the protag did in their previous life and has to learn to not be a dick while questing to turn back into a guy
@stavvers Unfortunately, not suitable for living creatures. Similar range of temperatures like shrink wrap foil. Over 100°C/250°F.
@stavvers I've heard Animate by Rush enough times to FULLY hear "Laminate me" in Geddy Lee's voice, and I'm not sure how i feel about that.
@stavvers regular websites today really aren't distinguishable from the "shady" websites of back then, aren't they?
Maybe less boobs.
@stavvers truly a fandom.com moment
@stavvers And they’d be right.
@stavvers the boiled frog strategy
@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord
@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here
@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.
@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.
@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…

@stavvers

Hit the showers, indeed.

That poor airport looks confused.

@stavvers This is the quality content I that keeps me on here.
@stavvers
Wow, this one is tumblr all the way down.
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.

@stavvers I mean, none of it matches. The people are different heights, the fields are different sizes, and the cauliflowers are not identical. The tree lines are also different, and the depth of field on both looks weird. Plus, it has a bit of that odd otherworldliness that often twigs people to AI. It would be infinitely easier to slap together two AI gens of the same pose than find two nearly identical photos like this. I can see why folk would assume the former.
@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus
@stavvers That took a sudden turn.
@foolishowl @stavvers Judas is definitely the top in that relationship
@stavvers @Kiloku Jesus/Judas ship 🗣️🗣️ eu quero ser amigo dessa pessoa
@rafael @stavvers @Kiloku venho inconvenientemente dizer que Jesus é power bottom
@naoEhAlexa @stavvers @Kiloku Pq óbvio o sonho de Judas é ter o poder que Jesus tem, então ele tops pra caralho, faz todo o sentido
@rafael na minha cabeça já tem a fic de Jesus ressuscitando pela oitava vez seguida o pinto de judas pra continuar a safadeza a noite toda
@stavvers This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for sharing it. 🙂
@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.
@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.
@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know