last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
@stavvers i would enjoy talking to that person.
What a fascinating window into different world.

@stavvers

PMSL. It's true. Bread can sense your emotions and will destroy you.

@stavvers No wonder I always fail when baking.
@stavvers I worked with a Kevin Gee, who was stuck with “[email protected]”.

@stavvers the uni went to as a student used 2 initials and then surname. I was drmoo , which led to some confused emails.
But it was better than pasta or ashol

And we all preferred it over another uni that had first initial and then up to 6 letters of your surname. Mr 'jchrist' complained until they changed his.

@aeduna @stavvers

lastnamefirstinitial seems like a perfectly reasonable login/email system for an academic institution until you spend your weekend partying instead of studying and now have to email your bullshit excuse and plea for an extension to your physics professor… Debbie Go.

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

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@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.
@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord
@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here
@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.
@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.
@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

@stavvers

Edit : the picture is not AI but contributes to a world of fakes that AI thrives in. It happens that a lot of AI slop revolves around "before after" generational fakes.

This is fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.