Mastodawn

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major shlong

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actually johnlock was always endgame

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heard you want to get painted

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simpsons episode

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ravenous cone worms

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no one prepares you for that

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hitachi

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assigned gay at billing

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lions can jump 36 feet

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instantly won so many internet arguments

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blood work

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random strangers on reddit

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blorbo

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a pervert tragedy

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wibta

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release my wee da

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milk and cookies

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a much better finger-eating machine

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spider names

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edison

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gollum's funeral

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dead wife syndrome

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alarm clock

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whoa mama im on the scary planet

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which could mean nothing

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another fucking seance

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birdgirl grindset

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bong

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wielder of narya

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this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.

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bat signed by everyone alive

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such is the life of the humble garlic

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god isnt mythology

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cauliflower

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linguini

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you can think things that aren't true

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water and milk

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without the slow creep

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laminate me

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magneto cock cage

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isekai truck

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theresa

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make your own foot scrub

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my roommate is a pulley

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boomgasm

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losing blood

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the first rule of baking

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calling me a slur would've been easier

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post cunt

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grope-nheimer

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rorschach test

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tricky dick

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testicle refund

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tiramisu

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bill and ted

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tes THDPSSSSPS

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the information withholder

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salem witch premium

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the fox and mole

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horseified

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buttons that go hard

Just Boby Apr 5

@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆

🔥 Mireille Sillander 🔥Apr 5

@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

@stavvers @SpellsAgainstCivilisation relevant to your interests

Nicky Roscoe-Calvert Apr 9

@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁

Charles ☭ says trans rights May 13

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

Li ~ Crystal System Mar 17

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg

@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi

Ari Gardens as a Verb Mar 1

@stavvers this is delightful!

@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie

James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Mar 1

@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)

Mark Pauley Mar 2

@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara

ideaPDish Mar 2

@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?

@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

Doctor Coyote - Heirophant Apr 27

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers > Trans Date

neocat_flag_transbian

@stavvers Trans Date too

jan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Mar 1

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"

xXZèfStoopidTS1312Xx Mar 1

@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know

blueberik Mar 1

@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.

blueberik Mar 1

Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.

@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too

The Witch of Crow Briar Mar 1

@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭

xXx_K1R4_xXx t3h FoXXXDerG oF d00m🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska Feb 21

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

Advanced Persistent Teapot Feb 21

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module

Ben Curthoys Feb 21

@agturcz @stavvers balls

@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

neocat_flag_lesbian

@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide

Sky, Cozy Goth Prince of Cats Feb 21

@stavvers Trixon

Medea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Feb 22

@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,

Dwight Williams (💉 x9)+😷🇨🇦Feb 26

@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.

John Maxwell Feb 20

@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Feb 20

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting

Ein Wesen Feb 16

@stavvers i want this so badly to be real!

Alien software, human hardware Mar 2

@stavvers i would enjoy talking to that person.
What a fascinating window into different world.

Gabbo the wafrn guy Feb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

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@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.