Just got asked to be the featured speaker, nay cheerleader, at something called the "AI integration summit," which appears to be aimed at helping employees and management feel less threatened by AI. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

"As a quick recap, the summit’s goal is to help business owners integrate AI responsibly and strategically. It will focus on topics like ethical AI, overcoming fear around AI adoption, and creating an AI-positive environment for employees. I think your expertise would bring great depth to these discussions, helping attendees see what’s possible with AI in today’s business landscape."

I don't mind getting hired to scare people, because a) it's not very hard and b) it does drive home some very important points that don't get talked about enough. Like how most breaches start with social engineering of one form or another.

But I'm not interested in speaking about how great technology is, because it mostly sucks, and or the implementation of it is completely fumbled. And I'm deeply suspicious of any kind of effort to say that everything's just fine, no need to panic, etc. Fucking panic already.

E.g., the past couple of years have clearly shown that the code powering a ton of the endpoint security hardware out there today is complete cruft, meaning a significant share of the user base is constantly subject to zero-day attacks.

It's kind of like virtual currencies. If I thought for a minute that they were on balance doing more good than massive harm, I wouldn't mind saying so. I'd put current AI efforts in that bucket as well.

@briankrebs Hey, you gave me a great idea. Let's put AI on the blockchain and embed it into endpoint security appliances! We're gonna make millions!
@briankrebs "Hi, we're looking for speakers to appear at a symposium we're calling, AI: YOU LOVE IT!" /s

@briankrebs as a PM, I get to see how "Great Tech" screws up constantly. And because I deal with workloads, timelines, etc. I can SHOW EXAMPLES.

Plus I'm 56, so I can excuse my complaining with age while MAKING MY DAMN POINT.

Who needs 6 freaking web frameworks?

@StevenSavage @briankrebs

…. What’s a web framework?

(I’m in my 30s with physics degree but a manager long covid’d my brain because he was scared of his gd manager)

@briankrebs Take the gig and scare the daylights out of 'em. They need to hear that.
@briankrebs If you meant “panic” literally, I strongly disagree with “panic already”. The problem is serious, but panicking won’t help solve it.
@briankrebs It’s like they have no idea what you do for a living.
Mark my words: Soon we will have employee awareness training on how not to piss off the AI.
@briankrebs "SKYNET IS YOUR FRIEND"

@briankrebs - Reminds me of the old TTRPG Paranoia 😅

Happiness is mandatory. Smile, Friend Computer loves you!

@tinker @briankrebs wow... that's a call back. Rememer playing this over 25 years ago. Wild game

@tinker @briankrebs I just bought the latest version of that and it's expansions earlier this year. Loved that game back when.

"You are a troubleshooter for the Computer. When you see trouble, you shoot it."

@DavidJBianco @tinker @briankrebs

Attention Citizen Bianco: Due to self proclaimed experience on the job, you have been reassigned to Troubleshooter duty. Please report to briefing room $unassigned in MIS sector for further instruction.

Failure to comply will result in brain refurbishment.

@tinker @briankrebs
Indeed I do, Citizen Tinker.

@Computer @briankrebs - Oh! Hello, Friend Computer! Heh... heh heh...

😬😬😬

@briankrebs we've been told in official Copilot trainings at my employer to use "please" when asking it to do something.
@briankrebs I just look forward to PR's submitted and/or approved by "OpenAI versiom X"
@briankrebs time to rage against the machine?
@briankrebs I would actually be interested in a training on how to piss off the AI.
@briankrebs first we need AI because LLM isn't one.

@briankrebs I've already had training sort of like that. Apparently one gets better results when the follow-up query after a bad result, thanks the AI for a good try and then politely clarifying the desired result and requesting specific refinements, than when one excoriates it for an abysmally wrong answer and demands refinements.

Some people are now passing themselves off as "Prompt Engineers", with this not of wisdom.

POV: someone heard you call GPT a glorified 8 ball
@TrashBoatDaGod THAT'S IT! I totally have robophobia.
@briankrebs @leyrer can management please have an awareness training on how to not piss off the developers who create the fucking value of the company first :>?

@briankrebs

I think "awareness training on how not to piss off the AI" is actually called "Natural Selection".

Here, let me fix that for you....

"As a quick recap, the summit’s goal is to coax business owners into welcoming AI willingly and blindly. It will focus on topics like ethical AI (®), overcoming fear around AI workforce decimation, and helping employees create a non-hostile environment for our new AI overlords."

@briankrebs Hey if you want to put a positive spin on it for staff, you can explain that it will be their employers and not them personally who get sued for the consequences of bad AI outputs, especially the big ones that involve serious injury and wrongful death. The only real risk there is that the settlements are so large that their company is forced to liquidate, thus causing their job to disappear entirely.
@briankrebs Yeah...no thanks.
Print that on my Tombstone.
@briankrebs At this point I would prefer AI overlords to human ones.

@briankrebs We're not afraid of AI in the workplace because we don't understand it.

We're afraid of AI in the workplace because we *do* understand it and what management wants it to do to us.

It's been 3 years now at my job of town halls where a CEO comes out to tell us all "AI is great and it's going to replace most of you as fast as we can figure out how. So work very hard in the meantime!"

@briankrebs the more of this we see, the more I find myself identifying with the actual Luddites.
@briankrebs That text needs a sentence about mountain summits and Cylon extermination, or some other AI hallucination.
@briankrebs Wow I just LOL'ed IRL
@briankrebs That is.. quite something
@briankrebs i hope you asked for 7 figures :D
@briankrebs "Creating an AI-positive environment for employees"? Yikes!

@kcivey @briankrebs It’s actually very simple to make an AI-positive employee environment.

Ban AI from your environment.

Wonder if I could get paid for that? :)

@briankrebs If there's a boom to the “AI boom” it's the booming AI seminar industry
@briankrebs I mean... are they going to vet your presentation any better than they vetted your work before sending this invite? And even if they do, will they have a killswitch for your mic? Sounds like this might be an opportunity.
@briankrebs Go. And speak your truth.

@briankrebs Opening remarks:

"So, I think the even planners used AI to generate a list of possible speakers. Let me tell you why...."

⬆️ @briankrebs

>>" the summit’s goal is to help business owners integrate AI responsibly and strategically. It will focus on topics like ethical AI, overcoming fear around AI adoption, and creating an AI-positive environment for employees."

In preparing for #resistance, a valuable skill to have (or develop quickly) is the ability to subtly, but effectively thwart #AI apparatus, while maintaining plausible deniability if/when accused of sabotage.

Thwart them instead of learning to cooperate 😡

@rameshgupta @briankrebs I’d pay for a seminar on how to do that to AI.
@briankrebs do you ever wonder if an offer like this is targeted trolling?

@briankrebs

A golden opportunity to drop a dookie in the punchbowl?

Deflating expectations a little now is way better than deflating them a lot later.

@briankrebs lol if they were gonna use ai to email you, you'd think they'd at least feed the ai some information about you instead of sending you this generic slop.
@briankrebs why not take the gig and tell the truth?
@mweiss THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
@briankrebs all the more reason to do it! What's the point in being a journalist if you can't speak the truth to those who most need to hear it?
@mweiss I wrestle with that question every time Fox News TV asks me to come sit in a box and comment on some story. J/k I don't that anymore, period.
@briankrebs I wish this toot would have had a CN ... 🤢

@briankrebs
A great opportunity to tell them about the artificial cases AI invented in legal briefs and the artificial medical information it generated from doctor's notes. Then ask if they're ok with breathing artificial air, drinking artificial water and getting paid in artificial money. Just for perspective.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/05/lawyer-cited-6-fake-cases-made-up-by-chatgpt-judge-calls-it-unprecedented/

https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-health-business-90020cdf5fa16c79ca2e5b6c4c9bbb14

Lawyer cited 6 fake cases made up by ChatGPT; judge calls it “unprecedented”

Judge weighs punishment for lawyer who didn’t bother to verify ChatGPT output.

Ars Technica
@briankrebs
It looks like you're trying to resist the inevitable indoctrination of Technocracy. Don't worry, your role of humanist rebel will soon be made redundant by AI.