Stephen Hoffman

@HoffmanLabs@infosec.exchange
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VSI OpenVMS, Apple macOS, iOS, iPadOS; Server & Network Security; IP & DECnet Networking; TLS, DNS, C et al. ⌘ irc·2600·net #vms pwd:VMS

RE: https://mastodon.social/@cocoaphony/115721228932850978

Hardware optimizations for this stuff get added, too.

Alpha added CTLZ, CTTZ, and CTPOP (the CIX extension) specifically for cryptography.

Most processors now have at least this and possibly much more support for bit operations and cryptographic algorithms.

(Apropos of nothing, autocorrupt goes in a completely different direction when it detects “bit” and “crypt”, too.)

Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore Your brain's middle finger to people-pleasing www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-...

Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuros...
Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore

Your brain's middle finger to people-pleasing

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#Via ‪News Eye‬ / newseye
10:27 AM · Dec 11, 2025

"Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.

The full list of demands, in all its lunacy, is available here:"

[pdf link]

https://public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-22461.pdf

@pixel @ai6yr

a friend and i, both sysadmins and dealing with many circuit issues in our careers, both decided that our retirement plan was becoming a backhoe driver, so *we'd* be the ones cutting fibers and destroying stuff, rather than the ones dealing with outages for a change.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/115701447682658918

“In the six month period up to the end of May 2025, Starlink satellites performed 144,404 conjunction risk mitigation manoeuvres, an increase of about 200% from the previous six months. The increase is due to the lower manoeuvre threshold, a larger fleet of Starlink satellites, and an increasing orbital object population.”

“SpaceX reported between 37 and 44 manoeuvres per satellite per year, based on the most recent data. My estimate is about 30 manoeuvres per satellite per year, based on the average number of working satellites over the year and the annual manoeuvre rate.”

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/starlink-manoeuvre-update-july-2025-hugh-lewis-utkhe

#spacex #starlink

One of the scariest parts of this project was learning more about Starlink's orbital operations. I had always assumed they had some kind of clever configuration of the satellites in the orbital shell that minimized conjunctions, and we would see the number of conjunctions grow over time in our simulations. But no! It's just random! There's no magic here, it's just avoiding collisions by moving a Starlink satellite every 2 minutes. This is bad.

Had an striking conversation many years ago with an older woman, the matriarch of a local family-run a grocery store.

She mentioned that the family had been watching some then-newly-available video footage of US troops landing at Iwo Jima during WW2, when the woman’s husband pointed at a soldier in the battle and commented “there I am”. 😳

The family had previously had no idea of his participation. 😱

Hallmark of generative code in your codebase: when every time the code is bug fixed/checked in, it is DIFFERENT completely (different libraries, different structure). i.e. Bug doesn't get fixed, but the code rewritten. #AI #software

Dear OSS community on Mastodon,

Every day I scroll through my feed and I see proud announcements like:

“First Alpha Relase of HyperTurboWidget available"

or

“Version 2.7.1 now with improved glorb handlers!”

or

“Flux Capacitor version 4.5 is out”

… and I sit there wondering if I should be excited, terrified, or calling a licensed electrician.

Don’t get me wrong, I love open source. I just have no idea what three quarters of these projects actually do. Are we talking about a web server? A file system? A middleware thingy that keeps the flux from overflowing into the space–time continuum?

So, dear OSS developers of the world: When you announce a new release, please give us (your adoring but slightly confused audience) just a tiny bit of context.

  • Tell us what your software does.
  • Tell us why this release is cool.
  • Tell us what it requires to work.

Example:

We are proud to announce Flux Capacitor version 4.5 is now avalaible. While it creates a nice wormhole to 1955, it requires an underlying gigawatt stack 1.21 to work reliably.

Because nobody wants to cheer enthusiastically for “v2.7.1” while secretly Googling “what is a glorb and why does it need handling”.

Yours truly,

Someone who wants to celebrate your achievements