Mastodawn

Stephen Hoffman 12h ago

abadidea 19h ago

IT'S HAPPENING

GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#github

Stephen Hoffman 12h ago

Mother Bones 1d ago

I did not watch that ridiculous speech. But I did read the reactions.

Stephen Hoffman 12h ago

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jonny (good kind)1d ago

holy shit there's another entire fallback tree before this one, that's actually an astounding twenty two times it's possible to compress an image across nine independent conditional legs of code in a single api call. i can't even screenshot this, the spaghetti is too powerful

Stephen Hoffman 1d ago

Félix 1d ago

The funeral home said the cemetery can’t inter an urn before the summer but they can inter coffins all year round. I asked if we could just put the urn in a coffin and the reaction I got leads me to conclude that few people are familiar with the OSI model in the funeral industry

Stephen Hoffman 4d ago

ACARS Drama 4d ago

Air to Ground Message:

HI. INTERMITTENT TCAS FAULT - HAS APPEARED ON BOTH SECTORS ON BOTH SYS1+2. SELF RECOVERS. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT EXTERNAL INTERFERENCE TRIGGERS - SEEMS SIMILAR GEO POSITION

Area: Kleine Brogel, Belgium
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #abaa32afd90
F: #ff61c298f62

#acars #vdlm2

Stephen Hoffman 4d ago

Nicholas Weaver 4d ago

This can not be justified

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:allu5vs3gnm2wm7jzf4rad3r/post/3mi6dsbvhac27

Stephen Hoffman Mar 27

AI6YR Ben Mar 27

UPDATE: What comes up first in search engines is some kind of spam website. (Doh!). So this is not a real airport site.

What comes up as Atlanta Airport's website generates TSA wait times based on this function. (figured out the site is actually fake/misleading)

(yes, they are generating wait times by multiplying a random number times 11 and adding 5).

You can verify this by going to a different browser/computer and you will get a whole set of completely random numbers for TSA line wait times.

xxxps://www.atlanta-international-airport.com/

#aviation #coding

Stephen Hoffman Mar 26

da_667 Mar 24

FCC bans all non-us made IoT routers

dude not even Cisco makes their own shit here.

Stephen Hoffman Mar 23

kim_harding ✅Mar 22

May you live in interesting times... https://no01.substack.com/p/march-19-21-god-is-a-comedian Three weeks into the Iran war, reality has passed through the looking glass, out the other side, and is now selling tickets to the gift shop. What follows is not satire. Satire requires exaggeration, and you cannot exaggerate something that is already operating at maximum absurdity. This is simply the news, and nothing but the news. Told straight, in a universe that has clearly stopped taking its medication.

March, 19-21: God is a comedian

A stiff drink is recommended

Gold and Geopolitics

Stephen Hoffman Mar 21

Matt Blaze Mar 20

I wish I knew as much about my field as someone who watched a 15 minute Youtube video on the subject. They have a level of clarity that eludes me more and more the more I study.