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lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
toes
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gΓ€vle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected

@stavvers

All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

@stavvers

#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
@stavvers I hope luulapants got themselves a book deal. (If they're not already a professional writer procrastinating by posting on Tumblr.)
@stavvers
Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
@stavvers about... everything??
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
@stavvers once again asserting my claim that tumblr is and always has been livejournal 2
@Cube oh 100%, except somehow with an even worse UI
@stavvers @Cube The bad UI is why I never used Tumblr, it was just too horrid and confusing to read, so I nope(d) out.
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@stavvers

Could have be me (to not notice)

@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire
@stavvers @indigenous_commentator@stranger.social expertly executed.

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
Γ—
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
@stavvers oh my god - sudden belly laugh at that one
@stavvers I hate it when Trent Reznor mixes the exact sample of my doorbell.
@stavvers reminds me of the time my stoned friend was headbanging to a diesel powered generator when we were at a death metal festival.

@stavvers

Reading this and the garbage truck pulled up outside and picked up our garbage just as I finished reading.

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did that.

@stavvers 🀣 you got me, genuine lol

@stavvers Hah, we had a similar thing happen to my band!

We were sitting on a couch listening to a new David Bowie track on the PA, and there was this very out synth part. It sounded a lot like this old analog synth we had which would sometimes self-trigger, so we started to discuss whether this was Bowie or the synth. We decided that if the synth came down behind Bowie's voice when he sang, it had to be on the track, and it did, so we concluded it was Bowie...

1/

@stavvers But no, the song stopped and the synth kept going on! It was in fact our synth, and it was purely coincidence that it dropped in level right when Bowie started singing...

@stavvers

I've had this experience, but with Skinny Puppy on the bus.

@stavvers
Advantage of industrial πŸ˜‚
@stavvers You joke, but https://www.frinkiac.com exists, and I'm surprised no one has used it to train an AI to make their own episode of the Simpsons
Frinkiac

The Simpsons Search Engine - Create Memes and GIFs

Frinkiac

@stavvers you can disable your gpu on Windows via the device control and get around this. As usual recording/screenshotting is prevented by the graphics card rather than the intergrated graphics most pc's have.

This is also half remembered and I've had half a bottle of wine so do not trust this dumb girl speaking rn, Google it or w/e

@stavvers It starts with the assumption people that store your show are going to access it through your app user interface.
@stavvers This reminds me of old Doctor Who episodes that only survive as what were called telesnaps. The audio remains but the only visual evidence that exists are pics taken of the screen when the episodes originally aired. Yes, this is very much so a thing since so many classic Doctor Who episodes were trashed and don’t exist any longer.
@stavvers
If I weren't so bone idle I'd be Zachary Zoetrope

@stavvers

I shared this with some comrades earlier and one said "what is it with you millenials and this fucking meme?"

TheMortifyingOrdealOfBeingKnown.jpg

@stavvers Christmas Adam: Usually coming to early.
@stavvers Oh my, that's so wonderful. All the emotions
@stavvers
This.
Is.
~ Delicious ~ and, hilarious
@stavvers Brilliant story! My mother blames Dave Allen, as she and my dad went to see him live and she laughed so hard she went into labour. It was that or the pre-show cocktails. either way I like a drink and laugh a lot!
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected

@stavvers

All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

@stavvers

#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
@stavvers I hope luulapants got themselves a book deal. (If they're not already a professional writer procrastinating by posting on Tumblr.)
@stavvers
Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
@stavvers about... everything??
@stavvers I understand the point you're making but what does one do when their squirrels have a Sawzall?
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...