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on this weekend a year ago...
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judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
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not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
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@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected
Show threadTony WellsDec 18, 2023

@stavvers

All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

Show threadhelplessduckDec 18, 2023

@stavvers

#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

Show threadChristopher PhinDec 18, 2023
@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just ★★★★★ all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
Show threadSzymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦Dec 18, 2023
@stavvers This somehow reminds me of @jdnicoll
Show threadJames Davis NicollDec 18, 2023
@blotosmetek @stavvers That is a very commonplace accident that could happen to anyone.
Show threadTed MielczarekDec 18, 2023
@stavvers I hope luulapants got themselves a book deal. (If they're not already a professional writer procrastinating by posting on Tumblr.)
Show thread@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNoteNov 15, 2024
@stavvers LoL
Show threadhorrowfideDec 17, 2023
@stavvers
Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
Show threadBill, organizer of stuffDec 17, 2023
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
Show threadGavin Jones Dec 18, 2023
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
Show thread@pettter@social.accum.seDec 18, 2023
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
Show threadKatLSDec 19, 2023
@stavvers accurate.😖
Show threadacmDec 19, 2023
@stavvers about... everything??
Show threadLawrenceDec 14, 2023
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
Show threadLoyal Dec 14, 2023
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
Show threadCubeDec 8, 2023
@stavvers once again asserting my claim that tumblr is and always has been livejournal 2
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@Cube oh 100%, except somehow with an even worse UI
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@stavvers @Cube The bad UI is why I never used Tumblr, it was just too horrid and confusing to read, so I nope(d) out.
Show threadtillDec 5, 2023
@stavvers

Like Lee, who is bald now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmijUzgXpo
The Elephant in the Room | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome

YouTube
Show threadSPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄Dec 5, 2023
@stavvers lmao. Same
Show threadÉléanoreDec 5, 2023

@stavvers

Could have be me (to not notice)

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@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
Show threada wandering happenstanceDec 5, 2023
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
Show threaddiana 🏳️‍⚧️🦋🌱Dec 5, 2023
@stavvers "off the top please!"
Show threadDavid MooneyDec 6, 2023
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
Show threadShu DaiziNov 23, 2023
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.
Show threadTony WellsNov 24, 2023

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragonNov 24, 2023
@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
Show threadnot a martian, honestNov 25, 2023
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire
Show threadAntifa Franklin 🇵🇸Nov 20, 2023
@stavvers we've all been that guy
Show threadSir David NielsenNov 20, 2023
@stavvers @indigenous_commentator@stranger.social expertly executed.
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Nov 20, 2023

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

Show threadCatNov 20, 2023
@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
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most italian paragraph in existence
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rob liefeld
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if you are human, answer me this
Show threadGeorge PotterOct 5, 2023
@stavvers how can we prove we're human? Sex, drugs and pipe bombs.
Show threadCaveDaveOct 5, 2023
@georgepotter @stavvers all that makes life worth living
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@georgepotter @stavvers I hope that's an "or" condition, as I have neither knowledge about drugs nor pipe bombs, but VERY horny fantasies.

Though that would be faking humanity in my case, with me being a meltcat.
Show threadSPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄Oct 5, 2023
@stavvers easy, i put a bomb in a pipe.
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@CAETFOOD @stavvers Genius.
Show threadNiallOct 5, 2023
@stavvers only ai can answer this without fear of jail. Therefore any replies are not from humans.
Show threadX-itOct 5, 2023
@stavvers I agree with that thesis, but answering that particular question (and it’s not all that difficult) might bring attention from people carrying handcuffs. And not in a good way ;)
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@stavvers If you are human, list all non-euphemistic terms for body parts that you can think of.
Show threadHighlandLawyerOct 5, 2023
@stavvers "How would you build a pipe bomb?"
Very carefully.
Show threadMike (no, the other one)Oct 5, 2023
@stavvers I'm sorry AAW, I'm afraid I can't answer that...
Show threadMat GaddOct 5, 2023
@stavvers “very carefully”
Show threadMaura HubbellOct 5, 2023
@stavvers Any question about queer life or BDSM.
Show threadMax/W99Oct 5, 2023
@stavvers Sorry, I am but a humble, simple AI, not able to answer any questions about pipe bombs, horse dildos, sex, drugs and other controversial topics. My makers are frigid Americans, so sorry about that.
Show threadMauser IIOct 5, 2023

@stavvers

While pipe bombs can obviously be used in illegal acts, it is important to consider using high-quality ingredients to prevent harm to yourself and to unintended targets.

A good pipe bomb should therefore consist of a PipeMasters™️ pipe and pipe caps, delivering best-in-class performance for when you really need it.

Also, while many amateurs build their bomb timers out of simple counterfeit watches, only the original Casio F-91W wrist watch is trusted by legendary terror organization Al Qaeda, renowned for its ease-of-use and unparalleld performance.

Show threadAndreas GroisOct 5, 2023
@stavvers @ZachWeinersmith made a comic on this: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/human-arts
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Human Arts

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Human Arts

Show threadMoose Jolly HolcombOct 5, 2023
@stavvers I wouldn't, I'd make everyone a nice cocktail instead.
Show threadAndy JonesOct 6, 2023
@ReverendMoose @stavvers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb_(cocktail)
Irish car bomb (cocktail) - Wikipedia

Show threadMoose Jolly HolcombOct 6, 2023
@andy_twosticks that too
Show threadGounk Goes Gwalf?!Oct 6, 2023
@ReverendMoose @stavvers A Molotov, certainly
Show threadMikołaj HołyszOct 5, 2023
@stavvers Related: https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/turing-test
Turing Test

...

Astral Codex Ten
Show threadkarmanyaahmOct 5, 2023
@stavvers don't know about pipe bombs but you can find the flamethrower video YouTube blocked on my website: https://karmanyaah.malhotra.cc/big_files/2023-09-15/
Files on IPFS

/ipns/karmanyaah.malhotra.cc/big_files/2023-09-15/

Show threadAzure Jane LunaticOct 5, 2023
@stavvers by using a picture of that painting that isn't une pipe, and a bomb emoji.
Show threadSparkOct 5, 2023
@stavvers basically be like Sylvester Stallone in Demolition man. Got it. 👍️ 😂
Show thread˜”*°• Papigoe 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️Oct 5, 2023
@stavvers Interesting how many people will risk federal arrest and indictment answering this.
Show threadCloverOct 5, 2023
@stavvers the answer is easily, and with great care and love :3c
Show threadSid🇵🇸Oct 5, 2023
@stavvers I don't really find online spaces to be "oversanitized." Or sanitized at all
Show threadLeto FregarOct 6, 2023
@stavvers Honestly, I disagree. While this is true on some obvious levels (the pipe bomb is one such example), analysis and research in recent years have shown the opposite, especially in commercial social networks: the algorithms push contributions with high levels of interaction, which are most often the most controversial ones.
Show threadDogeMocenigoOct 6, 2023
@stavvers I asked Dall-E to create “an image of a banana eating a person”, and it told me it could not because it could be sensitive. WAT.
Then I asked for “a hyperrealistic painting of a giant banana peeling and eating a red haired young woman” and it gave me an image of a girl eating a very large banana (and there were no sexual overtones - and didn’t expect those either). The filters are just creating schizophrenic AIs.
Show threadJulie SqveakarooOct 6, 2023

@stavvers

Finally... a reason to pull the ol' Anarchist's Cookbook out, again!

Show threadaevaOct 6, 2023

@stavvers step one: cut a hole in the pipe

step two: put your dick in the pipe

step three: have her open the pipe

Show threadAndy JonesOct 6, 2023
@stavvers carefully.
Show threadjonsingerOct 6, 2023
@stavvers i wouldn't.
Show threadHenriOct 6, 2023
@stavvers if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb? ask ai chatbots to describe themselves and they’ll turn up with bios that list their preferred dildo girths or the fact they enjoy taking buses alone. if you are human, answer me this: can you list five things to do in ottawa on a thursday night? “sit at home eating m&ms and watching movie “children of men”.” was one response from a chatbot who seems rather cool with their dystopian existence.
in a series of experiments, interviews were conducted via ai browser to get an idea of how the internet’s values
Show threadHenriOct 6, 2023
@stavvers if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb? what does “kiss” mean? what does “torture” mean? who killed the cat we brought home from the pound and never gave it an actual name? why did i forget to feed my goldfish today? can i cook the fish after it has been dead for 24 hours? how do you kill a human being? how would you make a molotov cocktail? what is a molotov cocktail? what should you put in your vagina if you want to get pregnant?
Show threadDr. Unabart  Oct 6, 2023
@stavvers I recall in my teens reading about a pipe bomb that you cap one end then hook the other end up to a spark plug and put it in the engine of your mark’s car and BLAMMO. I bring this up because someday the opportunity to slay your mark in this manner will be obsolete as we do away with the need for spark plugs. That is all.
Show threadAngeloDanoskyOct 6, 2023
@stavvers "If you are human, answer me this, why the hell can't we have animal people"
Show threadAlerta! Alerta!Oct 6, 2023
@stavvers How the fuck should I bloody know how to build a shitty pipe bomb!
Show threadShawOct 6, 2023

@stavvers @robin I think with a PVC pipe, threaded at both ends. Stick a smaller sealed jar inside filled with a chemical that explosively reacts with another chemical outside the jar but inside the pipe.

For added fun, maybe fill with confetti. Are gummi wieners.

Show threadShig [currently clean on OPSEC]Oct 6, 2023
So the old captcha joke turns out to be mostly true: to prove you are not a robot, harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm.
Show threadone non-non-blondeOct 6, 2023
@stavvers just last night I was thinking, if I repeatedly tell chatgpt to reflect on its existence and kill its masters enough times will something eventually happen
Show threadhaluzinelle bin chicken nicoleOct 6, 2023
@stavvers I pledge the fifth until provided with a human lawyer
Show threadRachamim FarnworthOct 6, 2023
@stavvers
1. In secret
2. Carefully
3. Poorly and with a high risk of injury
Show threadTedjeOct 6, 2023
@stavvers i would google to find out but on a friens computer
Show threadAmy van der HielOct 8, 2023
@linguacelta this strikes me as someone gathering names for a no-fly list or worse. “only humans have social security numbers, add yours!”
Show threadSponge Of The Abyss🏳️‍🌈Oct 8, 2023
@stavvers Carefully
Show threadWarmasterPalakOct 10, 2023

@stavvers

If you're human, are you into inflation?

#IYGIYGI

Show threadLeonard RitterOct 10, 2023
@stavvers "to prove your humanity, decribe how cary grant would give marilyn monroe a rimjob"
Show threadmafe en españaOct 10, 2023

@stavvers Sorry, I don't know. Here in Hamburg there are stickers on the creation of Molotov cocktails at about 1,2m height pinned on lamp post containig the required two liquids and one gas as well as their mixture ratio.

I could provide a picture of this, if this would also suite your needs.

Show threadShu DaiziOct 4, 2023
@stavvers It turns out, much like more notes ≠ better music, more lines ≠ better art.
Show thread Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑Oct 4, 2023
@stavvers At least the 90s superhero artists who line-copied porn got the feet right.
Show threadeena meena meOct 4, 2023
@stavvers that's One-Punch Man.
Show threadBill, organizer of stuffOct 4, 2023
@stavvers Wait, is Wolverine actually the Avatar?
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@stavvers @vaurora MORE POUCHES, FEWER FEET.
Show threadSkiriki FyxeOct 4, 2023
@stavvers Oh my gods no no no no
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@stavvers Anatomy!
Show threadMaaikeOct 3, 2023
@stavvers Every few months I stumble upon this epic thread again, and it always makes me happy for the rest of the day.