james team rocket
depressed catman
sloppy penis optimisation
marcus aurelius
the body of the gluten free christ
jerry is here
plorn
both a pun and also fucking loss
italian manwhore summer
funky dudes
a class on what
a clinically insane yet correct take
it's true it's there I saw it
gorbachev
bike helmet
42069
the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy
lord montague
milk
dwarven pussy
tough loyal knight
good news
two paths they can take to enlightenment
she
behold! an airplane!
this timeline truly isn't the worst possible
and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest
miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1
the chair
the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
a rosé
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
mid wife
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
link
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
@stavvers how can we prove we're human? Sex, drugs and pipe bombs.
@georgepotter @stavvers all that makes life worth living
@stavvers It turns out, much like more notes ≠ better music, more lines ≠ better art.
@stavvers At least the 90s superhero artists who line-copied porn got the feet right.
@stavvers Wait, is Wolverine actually the Avatar?
@stavvers Every few months I stumble upon this epic thread again, and it always makes me happy for the rest of the day.
@stavvers That's a massive YIKES right there.
@stavvers Reminds me of a fellow student who was preparing for her master's thesis in American literature who referred to white Americans without a recent history of immigration as "native Americans".
@stavvers me insisting I’ll only date a pirate and also not buy any bread.
@stavvers feel like coming back here to say I have now successfully dated a pirate (by my definition) and still have not bought any bread. I am winning.
@stavvers The Ortolan Manoeuvre
@stavvers @jamesholden this entire thread… mmmnmwa! chef’s cunnilingus
@Another Angry Woman Obviously just a misconception about "God" in conjunction with "ethics".
@stavvers Thank you for this thread. It brings me joy.
@stavvers I wish something like this worked with my cats, but these motherfuckers will lick hot sauce right up (they regret it immediately, but they don't, like, stop).
@BathysphereHat some cats will just *refuse* to learn
@stavvers Oh, absolutey. One time, I tried putting Icy Hot (a menthol cream) on some cables to keep the cats from chewing on them, and Princess Unicorn walked up and, before I could stop her, licked a dollop of it off my finger. She was fine. Regretful, but fine. But she didn't learn. And like, this is a cat who can open doors (the type with knobs, even, not just the type with handles).
@BathysphereHat I had a cat like this. Could open doors. Could figure out how to get into all sorts of places. Absolutely refused to learn that the smell of onions cooking didn't automatically mean there would be a box of mince for her to lick, and the utter *betrayal* on her little face every time she didn't get given meat...
@stavvers Aww! My cats really go for salty snacks and cheeses. God forbid you try to eat popcorn in this veritable den of sinister popcorn thieves.
@BathysphereHat @stavvers I tell my children: "it won't be really spicy until you stop eating it. At that point your mouth will feel like it's on fire."
@stavvers
How dare anyone reply with NTA.
@stavvers
A refreshing break from the AITA posts that 99% of the time are family drama.

@stavvers Then there’s the 24th century virtual brothels aka holosuites

And BASEBALL

@stavvers "Watch the Irishman suffer" 😆
@stavvers I absolutely put money on that being better than the actual elevator pitch.

@stavvers A very correct summary.

Also "Why is Star Trek so woke now. It was never woke in the past."

*sarcasm*

@stavvers It was not immediately clear whether the horny bastard reptile man was Garak or Dukat :O
@stavvers Regardless...would watch again. Especially because of Pope Karen being obnoxious.
@stavvers Rom is a mechanical genius, not an idiot :(
@stavvers lol, "Watch The Irishman Suffer"
Oh and he did, poor guy!

@stavvers My family has just started our first DS9 viewing. We've all seen smatterings of TNG to various extents, so we're looking forward to more trek.

That first episode though... yowser. It was endured, rather than enjoyed. I am confident it will improve.

@tj @stavvers season 1 has an episode called Duet. It’s an early tease of what the show becomes (it takes a while to get going).

If you love Duet, you’re in for a ride.

Oh, and avoid skipping episodes. It’s much more serialized than TNG, and even scenes that seem minor can contain relevant character development for many seasons later.

@stavvers You forget "the Captain's teenage son who is somehow not a prodigy"

@stavvers I turned my Gf into a trekkie (inadvertently). Now our car is named Zora.

This may be the edge I need to convince her to give a try to DS9

@stavvers "we have a genderfluid character, but it's not the character who's an actual fluid; that one is aroace"