the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy
lord montague
milk
dwarven pussy
tough loyal knight
good news
two paths they can take to enlightenment
she
behold! an airplane!
this timeline truly isn't the worst possible
and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest
miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1
the chair
the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
a rosé
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
mid wife
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
link
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
toes
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
@stavvers every pumpkin has disappeared from Britain even though it's not even peak pumpkin time yet.
@stavvers oh one of my friends is part of condescending online man
@stavvers NOT to be confused with the pissussy
@stavvers lazy baker not putting the seam on top of the pizzussy.

@[email protected] hey, as usual, here is your FULL tumblr thread in a tumblr clone.


It takes a liiiitle bit to load, and I think I can fix it. a bit.


https://app.wafrn.net/post/3c891506-8788-4a6d-b706-6e196b0d74cd

Wafrn

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So a pizzussy à la Bette Midler would be... a taco?

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I know this doesn't REALLY call for answering but I couldn't resist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=-ussy&diff=prev&oldid=1133455888 A Wikipedia user named AviationFreak (who may have been the initial page creator?) added this image and it spawned discussion over whether -ussy corresponds to "hole-shaped" things only or to any "yonic" things at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:-ussy#Expand_definition_to_%22hole-shaped_or_yonic_object%22?

And now for my original(?) contribution to -ussy discourse: Möbiussy.

-ussy - Wikipedia

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I mean, that was me in a business meeting where I was asked team building questions like what type of animal do you think you would be and why, when I was expecting to tell people about databases.

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Oh Good Lord, the Thing is Autistic: major sensory issues, freaks out at unexpected developments, masks around people, and is prepared to literally detach it's own head to avoid social interactions. I guarantee five seconds after the end scene of the movie it starts info dumping about its special interest.

(I will take no notes on this.)

@stavvers Look for a short story called The Things. It's the events of the movie, retold from the perspective of the creature. Explains a lot of seeming inconsistencies like that.
@stavvers I think you mean he’d have to go on a quest to convince Shadow to shoot him with that gun Capcom gave him for no reason.
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Could have turned out OK. He is known to have an obsession with rings, yes, but also to accidentally drop them at the slightest provocation. Could easily have taken in My Doom anyways.

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"Throw it in, Mr Sonic!"

"No. Why should I? It's my precious"

*BANG!*

"Oh no, Eggman dropped in from above, shot Sonic, then flew off. Sonic and the ring fell in the volcano. How sad this is. A tragedy for us all. Alas poor Sonic, yadda yadda yadda...

...Ah well, best be off I guess."

Heroku's Basilisk (@[email protected])

The name of Sonic's sidekick, 'Miles "Tails" Prower', IS A PUN ON MILES-PER-HOUR HOW AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT TODAY?

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@stavvers tails just needs to fly and carry sonic and drop him in

@stavvers @tayfonay That phrase is sorely testing my resolve to remain un-tattooed

@edwilk @TidalFlats @12thRITS @AlterNewt #ChunderRoad

@stavvers 13/10 adorable would recommend to all humans for reading.
@stavvers Isn't Ladgash an orc in the service of Minas Morgul?
@stavvers “Whatever the case, fucker shouldn’t be driving a car” 👌

@stavvers "What? PRONOUN is evolving!"

"Congratulations! Your PRONOUN evolved into PROPER NOUN!"

@stavvers an extra space between Dear and Them because there's no honorific set 😂

@stavvers I don’t hate this.

I have made it my life’s purpose to require gender-neutral terms from all organisations that call me up to ask for money. So many of them don’t have the option of defining someone by something other than Miss/Mrs/Ms/Mr/Dr/Rev.

One frustrated sales person at a time, I will change the world.

@stavvers If that's an acorn then that means the platonic solids are a bunch of aholes

@stavvers one of my favourite reddit threads was the guy who was arguing with his girlfriend about the book IT and she was saying there was another book like it but with kids at a summer camp and they’d been fighting so he asked Reddit if anyone knew which book it was and some guy went “does your GF read fanfic?

Turned out this guy was the author of some IT/Criminal Minds fanfic that a stranger on the internet described perfectly

@BethanyBlack I remember this one, IIRC, she actually thought the book *was* IT

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Not apropos to this post specifically, but I just want you to know how much I appreciate this thread. Every few days, I stumble back onto it agsin and scroll back until I stop laughing or run out of time.