tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gรคvle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
@stavvers historiography at its most pure ๐Ÿ˜
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. ๐Ÿ™‚

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. โ˜บ๏ธ

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Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

@stavvers

All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that
@stavvers And the demonic humor, by the dark one, adrenochrome!
@stavvers regarding the alt text: that's Greta Thunberg.
@stavvers - I have had a penis my entire life, and this point had never occurred to me. Very curious. Thank you.
@stavvers "You can hit my tower anytime, baby"
@stavvers "deactivated"
@considermycat that's the bit that particularly slays me

@stavvers now I've got this in my head and I'm 20 years younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers oh my god - sudden belly laugh at that one
@stavvers I hate it when Trent Reznor mixes the exact sample of my doorbell.
@stavvers reminds me of the time my stoned friend was headbanging to a diesel powered generator when we were at a death metal festival.

@stavvers

Reading this and the garbage truck pulled up outside and picked up our garbage just as I finished reading.

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did that.

@stavvers ๐Ÿคฃ you got me, genuine lol