Another Angry Woman
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
Alan Bellingham
MATE X
Faintdreams
Heather
Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑
Aleksei � Matiushkin@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected
Tony WellsAll the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.
helplessduck
Christopher Phin@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just ★★★★★ all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
Szymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦
James Davis Nicoll@blotosmetek @stavvers That is a very commonplace accident that could happen to anyone.
Ted Mielczarek@stavvers I hope luulapants got themselves a book deal. (If they're not already a professional writer procrastinating by posting on Tumblr.)
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote
horrowfide
Bill, organizer of stuff@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
Gavin Jones 
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
@@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
KatLS@stavvers accurate.😖
acm@stavvers about... everything??
Piggleston Pecanpants@stavvers I understand the point you're making but what does one do when their squirrels have a Sawzall?
Lawrence@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
Loyal 
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
Cube
NatalyaD
till
The Elephant in the Room | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@stavvers lmao. Same
ÉléanoreCould have be me (to not notice)
jvluso@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
a wandering happenstance@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
David Mooney@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
Shu Daizi@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.
I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.
Estarriol, Terrorist Dragon@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
not a martian, honest@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire