Another Angry Woman
George Potter@stavvers how can we prove we're human? Sex, drugs and pipe bombs.
CaveDave@georgepotter @stavvers all that makes life worth living
Luna Dragofelis ΘΔ moved to @@georgepotter @stavvers I hope that's an "or" condition, as I have neither knowledge about drugs nor pipe bombs, but VERY horny fantasies.
Though that would be faking humanity in my case, with me being a meltcat.
Though that would be faking humanity in my case, with me being a meltcat.
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@stavvers easy, i put a bomb in a pipe.
andwhyisit
Niall@stavvers only ai can answer this without fear of jail. Therefore any replies are not from humans.
6x6@stavvers I agree with that thesis, but answering that particular question (and it’s not all that difficult) might bring attention from people carrying handcuffs. And not in a good way ;)
GunChleoc@stavvers If you are human, list all non-euphemistic terms for body parts that you can think of.
HighlandLawyer@stavvers "How would you build a pipe bomb?"
Very carefully.
Very carefully.
Mike (no not that one)@stavvers I'm sorry AAW, I'm afraid I can't answer that...
Mat Gadd@stavvers “very carefully”
Maura Hubbell@stavvers Any question about queer life or BDSM.
Max/W99@stavvers Sorry, I am but a humble, simple AI, not able to answer any questions about pipe bombs, horse dildos, sex, drugs and other controversial topics. My makers are frigid Americans, so sorry about that.
Not a Spring OnionWhile pipe bombs can obviously be used in illegal acts, it is important to consider using high-quality ingredients to prevent harm to yourself and to unintended targets.
A good pipe bomb should therefore consist of a PipeMasters™️ pipe and pipe caps, delivering best-in-class performance for when you really need it.
Also, while many amateurs build their bomb timers out of simple counterfeit watches, only the original Casio F-91W wrist watch is trusted by legendary terror organization Al Qaeda, renowned for its ease-of-use and unparalleld performance.
Andreas Grois
Moose Jolly Holcomb@stavvers I wouldn't, I'd make everyone a nice cocktail instead.
Andy Jones
Three Moose In A Trenchcoat@ReverendMoose @stavvers A Molotov, certainly
Shu Daizi@stavvers It turns out, much like more notes ≠ better music, more lines ≠ better art.
Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑@stavvers At least the 90s superhero artists who line-copied porn got the feet right.
eena meena me@stavvers that's One-Punch Man.
Bill, organizer of stuff@stavvers Wait, is Wolverine actually the Avatar?
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot
Skiriki Fyxe@stavvers Oh my gods no no no no
ryaninteractive
Maaike@stavvers Every few months I stumble upon this epic thread again, and it always makes me happy for the rest of the day.
Fade
Neil Turner@stavvers That's a massive YIKES right there.
Giliell@stavvers Reminds me of a fellow student who was preparing for her master's thesis in American literature who referred to white Americans without a recent history of immigration as "native Americans".
Seventeenth Magpie
oisin@stavvers The Ortolan Manoeuvre
ira@stavvers @jamesholden this entire thread… mmmnmwa! chef’s cunnilingus
*_jߍyrope@Another Angry Woman Obviously just a misconception about "God" in conjunction with "ethics".
Simon Detheridge 
@stavvers Thank you for this thread. It brings me joy.
Rabbit Cohen@stavvers I wish something like this worked with my cats, but these motherfuckers will lick hot sauce right up (they regret it immediately, but they don't, like, stop).
@BathysphereHat some cats will just *refuse* to learn
@stavvers Oh, absolutey. One time, I tried putting Icy Hot (a menthol cream) on some cables to keep the cats from chewing on them, and Princess Unicorn walked up and, before I could stop her, licked a dollop of it off my finger. She was fine. Regretful, but fine. But she didn't learn. And like, this is a cat who can open doors (the type with knobs, even, not just the type with handles).
@BathysphereHat I had a cat like this. Could open doors. Could figure out how to get into all sorts of places. Absolutely refused to learn that the smell of onions cooking didn't automatically mean there would be a box of mince for her to lick, and the utter *betrayal* on her little face every time she didn't get given meat...
@stavvers Aww! My cats really go for salty snacks and cheeses. God forbid you try to eat popcorn in this veritable den of sinister popcorn thieves.
webhat@BathysphereHat @stavvers I tell my children: "it won't be really spicy until you stop eating it. At that point your mouth will feel like it's on fire."
Shouty person@stavvers
How dare anyone reply with NTA.
How dare anyone reply with NTA.
Tony Wells@stavvers
A refreshing break from the AITA posts that 99% of the time are family drama.
A refreshing break from the AITA posts that 99% of the time are family drama.