good news
two paths they can take to enlightenment
she
behold! an airplane!
this timeline truly isn't the worst possible
and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest
miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1
the chair
the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
a rosé
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
mid wife
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
link
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
toes
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board

@stavvers

I really like "She's my Night Boss, my Penumbral Lady. We are just roomates."

@stavvers I think people tend to forget that this wasn't meant to be viewed in HD on 50-inch screens, it was meant to be viewed on 13-inch, blurry CRTs, half of which didn't have color. Not to mention the static from a low signal coming into the bunny ears sitting on top and the hue probably wasn't set correctly.
@stavvers I was having a shower-line-of-thought about this and young kids and reflecting how I have enjoyed a lot theatres plays with very bare stages just because I am able to suppress incredulity.
@stavvers my mealworms bring all the birds to the yard
@stavvers someone somehow found and liked this post, I don't remember making it and can't imagine what it was in response to.
@stavvers The best warning icon I've ever seen.
@stavvers j'aime la succession de messages
@stavvers 5 kg of mealworms? That's a party

@stavvers Let me tell you, this is the kind of wild safety labeling you’d see working at a pet store all the time.

My favorite was pretty much the pictured box in reverse. “Warning, flying insects, carrier do not open.”

@stavvers I swear that I will use this in a ttrpg somehow.
@stavvers
I'm assuming the box says 'not for human consumption' but the 'not' got cropped in the photo. However, I can't say I've not been tempted by a bag of mealworms in B&M bargains.
@stavvers Call Hitchcock. Lol.
@stavvers Please Wormy Don't Hurt 'Em
@stavvers It makes me happier than I can express that "chubbymealworms.co.uk" is a real thing.
@stavvers Oh! I'm allergic to those! It's funny because a doctor will be like "are you allergic to anything" and I'll be like "mealworm protein concentrate" and they'll respond quizzically and I'll be like "it doesn't come up very often"
Somehow I cannot avoid passing this over to @uschebit. @stavvers
@stavvers @bearmine please please please share video of you opening it outside ! 
@stavvers NOT to be confused with the pissussy
@stavvers lazy baker not putting the seam on top of the pizzussy.

@[email protected] hey, as usual, here is your FULL tumblr thread in a tumblr clone.


It takes a liiiitle bit to load, and I think I can fix it. a bit.


https://app.wafrn.net/post/3c891506-8788-4a6d-b706-6e196b0d74cd

Wafrn

@stavvers
So a pizzussy à la Bette Midler would be... a taco?
@stavvers I think you mean he’d have to go on a quest to convince Shadow to shoot him with that gun Capcom gave him for no reason.
@stavvers
Could have turned out OK. He is known to have an obsession with rings, yes, but also to accidentally drop them at the slightest provocation. Could easily have taken in My Doom anyways.

@stavvers @tayfonay That phrase is sorely testing my resolve to remain un-tattooed

@edwilk @TidalFlats @12thRITS @AlterNewt #ChunderRoad

@stavvers Isn't Ladgash an orc in the service of Minas Morgul?
@stavvers “Whatever the case, fucker shouldn’t be driving a car” 👌