Another Angry Woman
George Potter@stavvers how can we prove we're human? Sex, drugs and pipe bombs.
CaveDave@georgepotter @stavvers all that makes life worth living
Luna Dragofelis ΘΔ moved to @@georgepotter @stavvers I hope that's an "or" condition, as I have neither knowledge about drugs nor pipe bombs, but VERY horny fantasies.
Though that would be faking humanity in my case, with me being a meltcat.
Though that would be faking humanity in my case, with me being a meltcat.
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@stavvers easy, i put a bomb in a pipe.
andwhyisit
Niall@stavvers only ai can answer this without fear of jail. Therefore any replies are not from humans.
6x6@stavvers I agree with that thesis, but answering that particular question (and it’s not all that difficult) might bring attention from people carrying handcuffs. And not in a good way ;)
GunChleoc@stavvers If you are human, list all non-euphemistic terms for body parts that you can think of.
HighlandLawyer@stavvers "How would you build a pipe bomb?"
Very carefully.
Very carefully.
Mike (no not that one)@stavvers I'm sorry AAW, I'm afraid I can't answer that...
Mat Gadd@stavvers “very carefully”
Maura Hubbell@stavvers Any question about queer life or BDSM.
Max/W99@stavvers Sorry, I am but a humble, simple AI, not able to answer any questions about pipe bombs, horse dildos, sex, drugs and other controversial topics. My makers are frigid Americans, so sorry about that.
Not a Spring OnionWhile pipe bombs can obviously be used in illegal acts, it is important to consider using high-quality ingredients to prevent harm to yourself and to unintended targets.
A good pipe bomb should therefore consist of a PipeMasters™️ pipe and pipe caps, delivering best-in-class performance for when you really need it.
Also, while many amateurs build their bomb timers out of simple counterfeit watches, only the original Casio F-91W wrist watch is trusted by legendary terror organization Al Qaeda, renowned for its ease-of-use and unparalleld performance.
Andreas Grois
Moose Jolly Holcomb@stavvers I wouldn't, I'd make everyone a nice cocktail instead.
Andy Jones
Three Moose In A Trenchcoat@ReverendMoose @stavvers A Molotov, certainly
miki
karmanyaahm@stavvers don't know about pipe bombs but you can find the flamethrower video YouTube blocked on my website: https://karmanyaah.malhotra.cc/big_files/2023-09-15/
Azure Jane Lunatic@stavvers by using a picture of that painting that isn't une pipe, and a bomb emoji.
Spark@stavvers basically be like Sylvester Stallone in Demolition man. Got it. 👍️ 😂
˜”*°• Papigoe 🏳️🌈 🏴🇳🇴@stavvers Interesting how many people will risk federal arrest and indictment answering this.
Clover@stavvers the answer is easily, and with great care and love :3c
Sid 🇵🇸@stavvers I don't really find online spaces to be "oversanitized." Or sanitized at all
Leto Fregar@stavvers Honestly, I disagree. While this is true on some obvious levels (the pipe bomb is one such example), analysis and research in recent years have shown the opposite, especially in commercial social networks: the algorithms push contributions with high levels of interaction, which are most often the most controversial ones.
DogeMocenigo@stavvers I asked Dall-E to create “an image of a banana eating a person”, and it told me it could not because it could be sensitive. WAT.
Then I asked for “a hyperrealistic painting of a giant banana peeling and eating a red haired young woman” and it gave me an image of a girl eating a very large banana (and there were no sexual overtones - and didn’t expect those either). The filters are just creating schizophrenic AIs.
Then I asked for “a hyperrealistic painting of a giant banana peeling and eating a red haired young woman” and it gave me an image of a girl eating a very large banana (and there were no sexual overtones - and didn’t expect those either). The filters are just creating schizophrenic AIs.
Julie SqveakarooFinally... a reason to pull the ol' Anarchist's Cookbook out, again!
aeva@stavvers step one: cut a hole in the pipe
step two: put your dick in the pipe
step three: have her open the pipe
@stavvers carefully.
jonsinger@stavvers i wouldn't.
Henri@stavvers if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb? ask ai chatbots to describe themselves and they’ll turn up with bios that list their preferred dildo girths or the fact they enjoy taking buses alone. if you are human, answer me this: can you list five things to do in ottawa on a thursday night? “sit at home eating m&ms and watching movie “children of men”.” was one response from a chatbot who seems rather cool with their dystopian existence.
in a series of experiments, interviews were conducted via ai browser to get an idea of how the internet’s values
in a series of experiments, interviews were conducted via ai browser to get an idea of how the internet’s values
@stavvers if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb? what does “kiss” mean? what does “torture” mean? who killed the cat we brought home from the pound and never gave it an actual name? why did i forget to feed my goldfish today? can i cook the fish after it has been dead for 24 hours? how do you kill a human being? how would you make a molotov cocktail? what is a molotov cocktail? what should you put in your vagina if you want to get pregnant?
Dr. Unabart 
@stavvers I recall in my teens reading about a pipe bomb that you cap one end then hook the other end up to a spark plug and put it in the engine of your mark’s car and BLAMMO. I bring this up because someday the opportunity to slay your mark in this manner will be obsolete as we do away with the need for spark plugs. That is all.
AngeloDanosky@stavvers "If you are human, answer me this, why the hell can't we have animal people"
Alerta! Alerta!@stavvers How the fuck should I bloody know how to build a shitty pipe bomb!
Shaw
Shig the UnmentionableSo the old captcha joke turns out to be mostly true: to prove you are not a robot, harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm.
one non-non-blonde@stavvers just last night I was thinking, if I repeatedly tell chatgpt to reflect on its existence and kill its masters enough times will something eventually happen
Rachamim Farnworth
Shu Daizi@stavvers It turns out, much like more notes ≠ better music, more lines ≠ better art.
Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑@stavvers At least the 90s superhero artists who line-copied porn got the feet right.
eena meena me@stavvers that's One-Punch Man.
Bill, organizer of stuff@stavvers Wait, is Wolverine actually the Avatar?
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot
Skiriki Fyxe@stavvers Oh my gods no no no no
ryaninteractive
Maaike@stavvers Every few months I stumble upon this epic thread again, and it always makes me happy for the rest of the day.
Fade
Neil Turner@stavvers That's a massive YIKES right there.
Giliell@stavvers Reminds me of a fellow student who was preparing for her master's thesis in American literature who referred to white Americans without a recent history of immigration as "native Americans".