the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
a rosé
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
mid wife
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
link
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
toes
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
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Could have be me (to not notice)

@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
@stavvers my mealworms bring all the birds to the yard
@stavvers someone somehow found and liked this post, I don't remember making it and can't imagine what it was in response to.
@stavvers The best warning icon I've ever seen.
@stavvers j'aime la succession de messages
@stavvers 5 kg of mealworms? That's a party

@stavvers Let me tell you, this is the kind of wild safety labeling you’d see working at a pet store all the time.

My favorite was pretty much the pictured box in reverse. “Warning, flying insects, carrier do not open.”

@stavvers I swear that I will use this in a ttrpg somehow.
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I'm assuming the box says 'not for human consumption' but the 'not' got cropped in the photo. However, I can't say I've not been tempted by a bag of mealworms in B&M bargains.
@stavvers Call Hitchcock. Lol.
@stavvers Please Wormy Don't Hurt 'Em
@stavvers It makes me happier than I can express that "chubbymealworms.co.uk" is a real thing.
@stavvers Oh! I'm allergic to those! It's funny because a doctor will be like "are you allergic to anything" and I'll be like "mealworm protein concentrate" and they'll respond quizzically and I'll be like "it doesn't come up very often"
Somehow I cannot avoid passing this over to @uschebit. @stavvers
@stavvers @bearmine please please please share video of you opening it outside ! 
@stavvers NOT to be confused with the pissussy
@stavvers lazy baker not putting the seam on top of the pizzussy.

@[email protected] hey, as usual, here is your FULL tumblr thread in a tumblr clone.


It takes a liiiitle bit to load, and I think I can fix it. a bit.


https://app.wafrn.net/post/3c891506-8788-4a6d-b706-6e196b0d74cd

Wafrn

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So a pizzussy à la Bette Midler would be... a taco?