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lunch wisdom
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deep space nine
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penis strike at the cock factory
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uh oh! spicy
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ethically consuming media
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tumblrinas abt fictional men
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therapy is where the cannibalism happens
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flu symptoms
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a wide variety of answers
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ethnic cleanse
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world famous detective
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most italian paragraph in existence
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rob liefeld
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if you are human, answer me this
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callout post
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paul that's why i ran
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toes
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explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
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acorn
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they them
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scormophgogus
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yoshi
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ladgash
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god didn't have a hand in that one
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tiny child in a halloween store
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unhelpful
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angel of discourse
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tails would have had to shoot him
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the thing
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greek mythology
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sesame street mpreg
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pizzussy
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oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
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three whole entire years
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christmas decorations
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worm time
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the special effects look too cheesy
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productive discourse and growth
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book rec
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pavlov training
Nov 20, 2023 at 10:12amWeb
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horny and verbose historical love letters
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on this weekend a year ago...
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judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
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fucked up looking squirrel
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gävle goat
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mike with a haircut
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not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
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dylan
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mad scientist ethics board
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fever
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both switches
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nanotubes
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pretending sports doesn't exist
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a boat wrote this
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that's just grass
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squirrels in the walls
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scars
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step aside, hemingway
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demon light
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reindeer herder
Show threadAleksei � MatiushkinDec 18, 2023
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected
Show threadTony WellsDec 18, 2023

@stavvers

All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

Show threadhelplessduckDec 18, 2023

@stavvers

#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

Show threadChristopher PhinDec 18, 2023
@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just ★★★★★ all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
Show threadSzymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦Dec 18, 2023
@stavvers This somehow reminds me of @jdnicoll
Show threadJames Davis NicollDec 18, 2023
@blotosmetek @stavvers That is a very commonplace accident that could happen to anyone.
Show threadTed MielczarekDec 18, 2023
@stavvers I hope luulapants got themselves a book deal. (If they're not already a professional writer procrastinating by posting on Tumblr.)
Show thread@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNoteNov 15, 2024
@stavvers LoL
Show threadhorrowfideDec 17, 2023
@stavvers
Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
Show threadBill, organizer of stuffDec 17, 2023
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
Show threadGavin Jones Dec 18, 2023
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
Show thread@pettter@social.accum.seDec 18, 2023
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
Show threadKatLSDec 19, 2023
@stavvers accurate.😖
Show threadacmDec 19, 2023
@stavvers about... everything??
Show threadLawrenceDec 14, 2023
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
Show threadLoyal Dec 14, 2023
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
Show threadCubeDec 8, 2023
@stavvers once again asserting my claim that tumblr is and always has been livejournal 2
Show threadAnother Angry WomanDec 8, 2023
@Cube oh 100%, except somehow with an even worse UI
Show threadNatalyaDDec 8, 2023
@stavvers @Cube The bad UI is why I never used Tumblr, it was just too horrid and confusing to read, so I nope(d) out.
Show threadtillDec 5, 2023
@stavvers

Like Lee, who is bald now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmijUzgXpo
The Elephant in the Room | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome

YouTube
Show threadSPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄Dec 5, 2023
@stavvers lmao. Same
Show threadÉléanoreDec 5, 2023

@stavvers

Could have be me (to not notice)

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@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
Show threada wandering happenstanceDec 5, 2023
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
Show threaddiana 🏳️‍⚧️🦋🌱Dec 5, 2023
@stavvers "off the top please!"
Show threadDavid MooneyDec 6, 2023
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
Show threadShu DaiziNov 23, 2023
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.
Show threadTony WellsNov 24, 2023

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragonNov 24, 2023
@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
Show threadnot a martian, honestNov 25, 2023
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire
Show threadAntifa Franklin 🇵🇸Nov 20, 2023
@stavvers we've all been that guy
Show threadSir David NielsenNov 20, 2023
@stavvers @indigenous_commentator@stranger.social expertly executed.
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Nov 20, 2023

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

Show threadCatNov 20, 2023
@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
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toes
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explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
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acorn
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they them
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scormophgogus
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yoshi
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ladgash
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god didn't have a hand in that one
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tiny child in a halloween store
Show threadAnother Angry WomanOct 28, 2023
unhelpful
Show threadAnother Angry WomanOct 30, 2023
angel of discourse
Show threadAnother Angry WomanOct 30, 2023
tails would have had to shoot him
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 1, 2023
the thing
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 1, 2023
greek mythology
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 3, 2023
sesame street mpreg
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 3, 2023
pizzussy
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 6, 2023
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 6, 2023
three whole entire years
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 9, 2023
christmas decorations
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 9, 2023
worm time
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 16, 2023
the special effects look too cheesy
Show threadzipNov 9, 2023
@stavvers well now i want to go to the park and try it
Show threadDr Ro SmithNov 9, 2023
@stavvers my mealworms bring all the birds to the yard
Show threadJason ReedNov 9, 2023
@stavvers The best warning icon I've ever seen.
Show threadAnkouNov 9, 2023
@stavvers j'aime la succession de messages
Show threadglasspshrNov 9, 2023
@stavvers 5 kg of mealworms? That's a party
Show threadBlueNov 9, 2023
@stavvers the alt text is *chef's kiss*
Show threadFidgetNov 9, 2023

@stavvers Let me tell you, this is the kind of wild safety labeling you’d see working at a pet store all the time.

My favorite was pretty much the pictured box in reverse. “Warning, flying insects, carrier do not open.”

Show threadCall me BearNov 9, 2023
@stavvers I swear that I will use this in a ttrpg somehow.
Show threadTony WellsNov 9, 2023
@stavvers
I'm assuming the box says 'not for human consumption' but the 'not' got cropped in the photo. However, I can't say I've not been tempted by a bag of mealworms in B&M bargains.
Show threadTheJenNov 9, 2023
@stavvers Call Hitchcock. Lol.
Show threadBill HookerNov 9, 2023
@stavvers Please Wormy Don't Hurt 'Em
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@stavvers
Die Vögel 🎻
Show threadLonnon FosterNov 9, 2023
@stavvers It makes me happier than I can express that "chubbymealworms.co.uk" is a real thing.
Show threadmccNov 9, 2023
@stavvers Oh! I'm allergic to those! It's funny because a doctor will be like "are you allergic to anything" and I'll be like "mealworm protein concentrate" and they'll respond quizzically and I'll be like "it doesn't come up very often"
Show threadWilfried KlaebeNov 9, 2023
Somehow I cannot avoid passing this over to @uschebit. @stavvers
Show threadmeeechNov 9, 2023
@stavvers @bearmine please please please share video of you opening it outside ! 
Show threadSchafstelze 🎗🖤Nov 9, 2023
@stavvers Alfred Hitchcock likes that
Show threaddan 💾Nov 10, 2023
@stavvers @SinclairSpeccy Turn that frown upside down :D
Show threadCharles ☭ says smash the patriarchyNov 9, 2023
@stavvers every pumpkin has disappeared from Britain even though it's not even peak pumpkin time yet.
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@stavvers what a mood omg
Show threadDavid EmmettNov 6, 2023
@stavvers (Runs 1/1-31/12)
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@stavvers NOT to be confused with the pissussy
Show thread Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑Nov 3, 2023
@stavvers lazy baker not putting the seam on top of the pizzussy.
Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyNov 3, 2023

@stavvers@masto.ai hey, as usual, here is your FULL tumblr thread in a tumblr clone.


It takes a liiiitle bit to load, and I think I can fix it. a bit.


https://app.wafrn.net/post/3c891506-8788-4a6d-b706-6e196b0d74cd

Wafrn

Show threadKennethNov 3, 2023
@stavvers
So a pizzussy à la Bette Midler would be... a taco?
Show threadTony WellsNov 1, 2023

@stavvers

I mean, that was me in a business meeting where I was asked team building questions like what type of animal do you think you would be and why, when I was expecting to tell people about databases.

Show threadDark Sheep ArtsDec 18, 2023

@stavvers

Oh Good Lord, the Thing is Autistic: major sensory issues, freaks out at unexpected developments, masks around people, and is prepared to literally detach it's own head to avoid social interactions. I guarantee five seconds after the end scene of the movie it starts info dumping about its special interest.

(I will take no notes on this.)

Show threadQybatDec 18, 2023
@stavvers Look for a short story called The Things. It's the events of the movie, retold from the perspective of the creature. Explains a lot of seeming inconsistencies like that.
Show threadDreamwinderOct 30, 2023
@stavvers I think you mean he’d have to go on a quest to convince Shadow to shoot him with that gun Capcom gave him for no reason.
Show threadRah Yay BOct 31, 2023
@stavvers
Could have turned out OK. He is known to have an obsession with rings, yes, but also to accidentally drop them at the slightest provocation. Could easily have taken in My Doom anyways.
Show threadMichaelDec 15, 2023

@stavvers

"Throw it in, Mr Sonic!"

"No. Why should I? It's my precious"

*BANG!*

"Oh no, Eggman dropped in from above, shot Sonic, then flew off. Sonic and the ring fell in the volcano. How sad this is. A tragedy for us all. Alas poor Sonic, yadda yadda yadda...

...Ah well, best be off I guess."

Show threadChloe Kelly fan accountDec 15, 2023
@stavvers you just reminded me of this https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/109949037543623583
The Rockford Filesystem (@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

The name of Sonic's sidekick, 'Miles "Tails" Prower', IS A PUN ON MILES-PER-HOUR HOW AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT TODAY?

mastodon.me.uk
Show threadAllan ChowDec 15, 2023
@stavvers tails just needs to fly and carry sonic and drop him in
Show threadSimon WindmillOct 28, 2023
@stavvers “not ideal”
Show threadglasspshrOct 28, 2023

@stavvers @tayfonay That phrase is sorely testing my resolve to remain un-tattooed

@edwilk @TidalFlats @12thRITS @AlterNewt #ChunderRoad

Show threadmartynpieOct 28, 2023
@stavvers 13/10 adorable would recommend to all humans for reading.
Show threadTortipedeOct 24, 2023
@stavvers Isn't Ladgash an orc in the service of Minas Morgul?
Show threadNickJun 8, 2024
@tortipede @stavvers nah, it’s a Boylrog.
Show threadNickOct 20, 2023
@stavvers “Whatever the case, fucker shouldn’t be driving a car” 👌