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AnneTheWriter Apr 2, 2025

@shoko
No. The meme is televangelist and millionaire hypocrite Joel Osteen.

That's not handsome enough to be #JohnMastodon . The reason you don't see many pictures of John Mastodon is because photos of him have caused women to swoon so badly that they faint, and marriages to collapse because women can not resist his mere image. No man can measure up to him-- handsome male movie stars would leave Hollywood in despair at being unable to compare to him, and plastic surgeons would become overwhelmed with requests to make men more like him.

It would be quite dangerous to the public if we were to post actual photos of John Mastodon.

#WhoIsJohnMastodon #John_Mastodon #JohnMastodonIsALegend #JohnMastodonChurch

NexusSapphire Feb 25, 2024

#shitposting #WaistingTime #fuckthat #toomanyhashtags #archlinux #fuckbigtech #johnromerosabouttomakeyouhis #bitch #windowssucks #invaderzim #whatsahashtag #whatislove #ISawADogToday #toomanywords #HandStuckInToilet #filler #whatamidoinghere #thinkdifferent ######## #letsreadthedictionary #MayonaiseIsAnInstrument #dootdootdootdootdootdoot #hardtohitwordlimutwithhashtaga #morethanahundredwords #amazontrashfire #supportlocalbreweries #tacotuesday #letsrecycle #whoisjohnmastodon #letsgo #finaldight

Andy Piper Feb 3, 2024

That was fun! I think the @Mastodon table at #FOSDEM was the busiest I’ve experienced at an event for a long time - so great to hear from people that use the platform every day! The team enjoyed the chance to meet you - thanks for coming by! More #Merchtodon tomorrow… #WhoIsJohnMastodon

mastomememakers Sep 27, 2023

#ORIGPOST 181222
#johnmastodon #whoisjohnmastodon

#twitter #birdsite #birdapp #elon #musk #elonmusk #birdapp #meme #mamema #memes #mastodon #birdman

#johnmastodon doesent write the code, he is the code.

joke aside, i had a relatively big influx of #december16 arrivals here, big thanks and welcome aboard!

maybe one or the other might not already be aware

that when it comes to #mastodon, @Gargron comes as close to john mastodon as it gets

an other account i would like to mention here is @atomicpoet who i d consider to be some kind of #fediverse philosopher

for #pixfeds #johnmastodon -> @dansup

these are all worth following

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ratman Jun 22, 2023

@LoganFive #WhoIsJohnMastodon

Adam Gonnerman Dec 20, 2022

#JohnMastodon #WhoIsJohnMastodon

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Lorry Dec 20, 2022

@VallinSFAS @sean I can't bring myself to post #FakeNews to Mastodon without a proper warning - But I have always wanted to believe all of this article about Gertrude ... I mean, Alan.

http://www.benningtonvalepress.com/2011/10/new-report-details-sexual-relationship.html

#WhoIsJohnMastodon

New Report Details Sexual Relationship Between Ayn Rand and Alan Greenspan, Proving Most Americans Have Therefore Slept with Ayn Rand

The Bennington Vale Evening Transcript

Joe Steinbring

Dec 19, 2022

I added a "Who is John Mastodon?" section to the FAQ on https://toot.works/about.

Too much?

#JohnMastodon #WhoIsJohnMastodon

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