It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #April #AprilFool #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AllFoolsDay #April1st #Televangelists #JoelOsteen #FalseProphets #FalseProfits #Religion #WWJD #Hypocrisy
is that john mastodon
@shoko
No. The meme is televangelist and millionaire hypocrite Joel Osteen.
That's not handsome enough to be #JohnMastodon . The reason you don't see many pictures of John Mastodon is because photos of him have caused women to swoon so badly that they faint, and marriages to collapse because women can not resist his mere image. No man can measure up to him-- handsome male movie stars would leave Hollywood in despair at being unable to compare to him, and plastic surgeons would become overwhelmed with requests to make men more like him.
It would be quite dangerous to the public if we were to post actual photos of John Mastodon.
#WhoIsJohnMastodon #John_Mastodon #JohnMastodonIsALegend #JohnMastodonChurch
@AnneTheWriter1 @shoko I heard that #JohnmásToDon is the diluted version of beauty in his family, the one who can go around with his face and head out in the open, uncovered, without fear of his handsomeness killing people (like a reverse #Medusan, #species802 )
While his cousin #DonTomás has to cover his handsome head in a #TopHat and his eyes with at least a #monocle in order not to kill everyone around him.
AnneTheWriter
שוקו - Shoko