John MastodonWhat ever happened to that chick Melania? She just made her debut film and disappeared!
I would command Pete Hegseth to personally rescue this man!
Rescue team in Iran face 'harrowing and dangerous' search for US crew member
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0le43jw8e9o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
John Mastodon 
I wrote this haiku immediately after waking this morning:
Within the arrow
Salivating on the bed
The closeted prince
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
Funny that nobody mentions Israel on this war anymore. Would that be something that the media is intentionally trying to avoid?
World loses patience with Trump as war no longer just about Iran
El DuvelleJonny (good kind) is the new #JohnMastodon!
Since @jonny 's thread on Claude code made the rounds, it leaked out of the Fediverse via different sources (Reddit, Bluesky, LinkedIn, Twitter) and our server is getting a surge of joining requests from people who do not have any idea how Mastodon / Fedi works (they think our server is Mastodon) and whose sole purpose is to follow Jonny, who has basically become the embodiment of #Mastodon outside of Mastodon π
It's great to see how many "outsiders" are interested in our alternative way of doing social media... but it also means that we should do much better in advertising the #Fediverse out there: most people have no idea it exists! and once they realise there is an alternative to the for-profit socials, some of them at least are interested in joining!
jonny (good kind) (@[email protected])
- Claude code source "leaks" in a mapfile - people immediately use the code laundering machines to code launder the code laundering frontend - now many dubious open source-ish knockoffs in python and rust being derived directly from the source What's anthropic going to do, sue them? Insist in court that LLM recreating copyrighted code is a violation of copyright???
A tiki tramp gave me this cocktail recipe on the streets of Hawaii. He said it was called the Sanaa Tooth Whipper.
Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 2 mangoes. Add 5 measures of kirsch and 3 measures of slivovitz. Top up with Irn Bru. Shake furiously for 2 minutes, then strain into a chipped mug. Bottoms up!
I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
Here's a recent invention. Please don't drink it while operating heavy machinery. I call it the Taiyuan Confidence Nuker.
Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 4 lemons. Add 5 measures of bourbon, 3 measures of armagnac and 4 measures of dark rum. Top up with black tea. Shake incompetently for 10 minutes, then strain into a plastic beaker. Prost!
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support cat:
The clean charlatan
Calmer than the dictator
Inside the butler
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
I wrote this haiku last year, whilst holidaying in a public gym:
Forever twisting
Shining like the red beard
The focus puller
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
What if we gave Johnny Depp to Mrs. Margaret Thatcher?
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.