Of course! That's what I would do if I was defending myself from an enemy! But then, what would happen if someone tried that against Israel? #FuckIsrael #SanctionIsrael #enoughisenough
Israel to destroy 'all houses' near Lebanon border, defence minister says
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-destroy-all-houses-near-lebanon-border-defence-minister-says-2026-03-31/
Would someone just fly Netanyahu to The Hague, now that the message is getting clear? #SanctionIsrael #MakeHimPay
France refused Israel use of its air space to transfer US weapons for Iran war - sources
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/france-refused-israel-use-its-air-space-transfer-us-weapons-iran-war-sources-2026-03-31/
Yeah, that's the whole idea. Not using dollars you clown! #fucktrump
"Go Get Your Own Oil": Trump's Message To UK, Other Countries On Hormuz Strait
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/go-get-your-own-oil-trumps-message-to-uk-other-countries-on-hormuz-strait-11291279
Ok, just go away bro! #fucktrump
Trump warns UK ‘US won’t be there to help you anymore’ in extraordinary tirade over Iran war backing
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-warns-uk-us-won-113125510.html
Yeah, because, FUCK YOU! #fucktrump
Italy Denies US Aircraft Access to Military Base
Oh my cat! This guy is like a rollercoaster of stupidity! #fucktrump
White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War
https://time.com/article/2026/03/30/white-house-signals-trump-doesn-t-require-strait-of-hormuz-reopend-to-ready-to-end-iran-war/
What if we gave Arthur Scargill to Mrs. Margaret Thatcher?
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
A tiki tramp gave me this cocktail recipe on the streets of Hawaii. He said it was called the Smithfield Sanity Journey.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 4 onions. Add 3 measures of mezcal. Top up with the sweat of Melania Trump. Shake frantically for 18 minutes, then strain into a dog bowl. Santé!
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
I invented this cocktail while working in a tiki bar in Nigeria. I call it the Rochelle Park Spine Remover.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 4 mangoes. Add 2 measures of isopropyl alcohol. Top up with lapsang souchong. Shake furiously for 20 minutes, then strain into a tumbler. Prost!
I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
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John Mastodon was holidaying in Ewell. A young girl inquired "How am I to comprehend the universe?" John answered: "But what are you?"
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