The best outcome from a warmonger war criminal for an illegal war. They could might as well kill more children in school and nobody is moving a finger at the UN! #corruption #illegalwar #makethempay

Hegseth Says U.S. Will 'Negotiate With Bombs' Until Iran Cease-Fire Deal Is Reached

https://time.com/article/2026/03/31/hegseth-says-us-will-negotiate-with-bombs-until-iran-cease-fire-deal/

#johnmastodon

Study these words carefully:

The clever ballet dancer tore off her wig.

Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

Good to see that people are finally taking John Mastodon's advice. You're welcome. Bye big oil gangsters! #fucktrump

Iran war sparks renewables boom as Europeans rush to buy solar, heat pumps and EVs

https://www.euronews.com/2026/03/31/iran-war-sparks-renewables-boom-as-europeans-rush-to-buy-solar-heat-pumps-and-evs

#johnmastodon

Of course! That's what I would do if I was defending myself from an enemy! But then, what would happen if someone tried that against Israel? #FuckIsrael #SanctionIsrael #enoughisenough

Israel to destroy 'all houses' near Lebanon border, defence minister says

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-destroy-all-houses-near-lebanon-border-defence-minister-says-2026-03-31/

#johnmastodon

Would someone just fly Netanyahu to The Hague, now that the message is getting clear? #SanctionIsrael #MakeHimPay

France refused Israel use of its air space to transfer US weapons for Iran war - sources

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/france-refused-israel-use-its-air-space-transfer-us-weapons-iran-war-sources-2026-03-31/

#johnmastodon

Yeah, that's the whole idea. Not using dollars you clown! #fucktrump

"Go Get Your Own Oil": Trump's Message To UK, Other Countries On Hormuz Strait

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/go-get-your-own-oil-trumps-message-to-uk-other-countries-on-hormuz-strait-11291279

#johnmastodon

Ok, just go away bro! #fucktrump

Trump warns UK ‘US won’t be there to help you anymore’ in extraordinary tirade over Iran war backing

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-warns-uk-us-won-113125510.html

#johnmastodon

Yeah, because, FUCK YOU! #fucktrump

Italy Denies US Aircraft Access to Military Base

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-31/italy-denies-us-aircraft-access-to-military-base-corriere-says

#johnmastodon

Oh my cat! This guy is like a rollercoaster of stupidity! #fucktrump

White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War

https://time.com/article/2026/03/30/white-house-signals-trump-doesn-t-require-strait-of-hormuz-reopend-to-ready-to-end-iran-war/

#johnmastodon

What if we gave Arthur Scargill to Mrs. Margaret Thatcher?

#JohnMastodon has spoken.