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Your Autistic Life 
What do you do?
What do you do when the itsy bitsy hamster takes a dump on your shoe?
What do you do?
*drops mic*
*then swallows it*
RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116674269933853254
"Professor Gadget, what doohickeys do you have for me today?"
"Here I have a toilet paper roll spindle that conceals an emitter designed to startle, amuse and embarrass. Very useful if your mission is to embarrass a dictator while he's shitting on the toilet."
"But what if he is peeing?"
"It works just as well in that case too... except of course if he does not use any toilet paper at all. If this is the case, we are fucked."
"I see. What else do you have?"
"Here I have a speaker concealing a roll of toilet paper. Very convenient when you want to take a shit where toilet paper is prohibited, but speakers aren't."
"How do you use it?"
"Like so..."
"I admire your dedication.... what with you taking a shit right in front of me to demonstrate."
"You're welcome."
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> Pushed it out stood > It bounced and stuck up
> Cleaned... yet lingers...
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> Posh wank > Increase sensitivity lube
> Came in a rubber > Put it up mi butt
> binned it > Went at it again with anal relaxant
> Pushed it out stood > It bounced and stuck up
> Cleaned... yet lingers...
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