Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Letter It Be

A shout to my good buddy Trevor
For thinking and acting so clever
Eating alphabet soup
To help with the poop
Gave him the best vowel movement ever

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #alphabetsoup #soup #poop #vowel #movement

I caught myself #pooping a bit! Hope ya #poop lovers enjoy! #scat #scatporn #nsfwscat
A FUCKING #AI #CAT #POOP #TIMELINE
Sorry for yelling, but an AI powered litterbox for cats, where you get a timeline of your cats poops? Ranked?
DAFUQ
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You can check cats' fecal images in the app's timeline and compare them (with our poop health chart)
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https://www.petkit.com/products/purobot-ultra
Purobot Ultra Automatic Litter Box

Frozen squirrel poop from Yukon is a treasure trove of woolly mammoth, horse DNA
Scientists have reconstructed genomes of woolly mammoths, horses, steppe bison and ground squirrels that roamed the grasslands of the Canadian Arctic as far back as 700,000 years ago using DNA found in frozen squirrel poop from the Yukon.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/frozen-squirrel-poop-9.7230087?cmp=rss
Frozen squirrel poop from Yukon is a treasure trove of woolly mammoth, horse DNA
Scientists have reconstructed genomes of woolly mammoths, horses, steppe bison and ground squirrels that roamed the grasslands of the Canadian Arctic as far back as 700,000 years ago using DNA found in frozen squirrel poop from the Yukon.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/frozen-squirrel-poop-9.7230087?cmp=rss
I edited a boykisser meme! Hehe (and yes those eyes are the same as my sona ๐Ÿคญ #nsfw #poop #scat #scatkink #scatporn #nsfwscat #shiteating #scatart #furryscat

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ TIL: ๐Ÿšฝ๐ŸŒฑ #NASA is testing a mobile #wastewater system at the University of #NorthDakota that turns #astronaut #poop into water for #plants and drinking.

Three #bioreactors process different waste types and feed the treated #water into a vertical #garden โ€“ growing #lunar salad from human waste. Engineers are stress-testing the setup in a simulated moon habitat to support a planned lunar base by 2029.

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.popsci.com/technology/nasa-wastewater-system-turns-poop-into-plant-food/

#moon #space #agriculture #recycling #science #engineering #food #nutrition

NASA wastewater system will turn human poop into plant food

University of North Dakota grad students will test the system that's destined for the moon.

Popular Science
nikbauschbang.bsky.social inadvertently gave me this idea ๐Ÿคญ #nsfw #poop #scat #scatkink #scatporn #pooping

His vibrato is on point but why would anyone own a... (checks notes) โ€œpoop tankโ€?

#Poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116674269933853254

"Professor Gadget, what doohickeys do you have for me today?"

"Here I have a toilet paper roll spindle that conceals an emitter designed to startle, amuse and embarrass. Very useful if your mission is to embarrass a dictator while he's shitting on the toilet."

"But what if he is peeing?"

"It works just as well in that case too... except of course if he does not use any toilet paper at all. If this is the case, we are fucked."

"I see. What else do you have?"

"Here I have a speaker concealing a roll of toilet paper. Very convenient when you want to take a shit where toilet paper is prohibited, but speakers aren't."

"How do you use it?"

"Like so..."

"I admire your dedication.... what with you taking a shit right in front of me to demonstrate."

"You're welcome."

#shit #ToiletPaper #poop #microfiction