Help! My dog has a poop emoji on his hindquarters! 💩
#dogsofmastodon
#poopemoji

Is anyone going to tell him that 5 Eyes quietly became 4¼ eyes a few days before Tulsi Gabbard was confirmed as the US's Director of National Intelligence?

(Agent-Orange's Face is obscured because I am sick of seeing it)

#FiveEyes #Global #Intelligence #Trump #Trudeau #USA #Canada #Australia #UK #NewZealand #Politics #USPol #PoopEmoji #RawStory @RawStory

TIL there are 100 different :poop: emoji available in our work chat. So my New Year's resolution is to use each of them at least once 💩 #WorkGoals #ChallengeAccepted #PoopEmoji
Gumo aus der Poop Factory 💩💩💩💩💩 #SnowSculpture #PoopEmoji
Feeling pooped? Me too. Imagine the white is brown and we have us a poopfect metaphor for this year, no? #SnowSculpture #2024 #PoopEmoji
Woolworths CEO announces worse-than-expected financial results for March quarter

Brad Banducci says period was ‘challenging’ in first public comments since fiery Senate inquiry hearing as share prices slip

The Guardian

OMG I have to laugh. I've been worried about my daughter's expressive speech. She's got very persistent final consonant deletion,
despite her comprehension being very advanced, so I was thinking she would just catch up in time, but it's bothering me enough that I've done more research and am putting together tools to more explicitly tackle this at home and if I don't see progress by her 2nd birthday I am expecting I'll probably look for a referral to a speechie. Image of cards attached: I repurposed some free Disney cards from Woolies for the backs, heh.

After her nap she sees the cards and is curious about them, and I start explaining them. She suddenly says "poopoo!" and I ask if she needs to do a poopoo and she says "ya!" so I whip off her nappy and onto the potty she goes, and for the first time (on the 3rd day of toilet training!) she perfectly executes both a poo and a wee, no misses! She gets to play with the sparkly 💩plushie (also attached) and flush the pretend toilet - I guess these "carrots" have been successful and good rewards for success (plus the book "Once Upon A Potty" which she was obsessed with for the past week, which was what prompted the official start 😊) Very proud. Then 10 minutes later, same thing, another successful poop in the potty! A hour later, I'm temporarily in another room when she calls out "poopoo" so we were slightly late and she was frustrated at the miss, but then peed in the potty, and quite happy after that. I'm sure there will be more misses in the future,
but I'm pretty happy with today.

In other parenting news, on our walking yesterday we found a plush toy kangaroo. Today from an op shop I bought a plush sparkly cat, because I know she is a sucker for cute sparkly things (so am I if I'm honest). The cat fell out of her pram somewhere walking home today 😂 I'd like to think another child has found it just like she found the kangaroo yesterday, though I think they will have got the better deal.

#parenting #PottyTraining #PottyTrainingTips #PoopEmoji #SpeechTherapy #upcycling

“An Associated Press inquiry about Saturday’s access problems triggered a crude automated reply that Twitter sends to most media queries without addressing the question.”

#TwitterDown #PoopEmoji

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/twitter-restrictions-login-blocked-1.6894927

Viewing Twitter posts without a login is blocked under temporary restrictions | CBC News

Twitter owner Elon Musk has limited the number of tweets that users can view each day — restrictions he described as an attempt to prevent unauthorized scraping of potentially valuable data from the social media platform.

CBC

When I look at that face, I don’t even need #AI to see that the #PastyPOS looks like a pasty #PooEmoji.

#MuskedItUp #toxic #PoopEmoji #HowIFeel #SpeakingTheTruth

#ElonMusk imposes ‘temporary’ #limits on number of #tweets accounts can read - UPI.com

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2023/07/01/elon-musk-imposes-limits-number-of-tweets-read/5051688243476/

Elon Musk imposes ‘temporary’ limits on number of tweets accounts can read - UPI.com

Elon Musk, the controversial billionaire owner of Twitter, said Saturday that the social media giant has imposed "temporary" limits on the number of tweets accounts can read.

UPI