Is It Bad If Prosecutors Have Tape Of Trump Bragging About Classified Doc He Stole?
Go to prison.
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Trump Official Lands Sweet Gig Planning To Destroy Government Five Seconds After Jan 6 Grand Jury Testimony
Loyalty has its perks.
WonketteDonald Trump Gets His Ass Kicked In Court. No, A DIFFERENT Court.
State and federal courts on the same day? Impressive.
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Judge Orders Mike Pence To Testify To Grand Jury About Trump, But Not About Being A 'Senator'
YMMV.
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Trump Did THREE Perfect Calls To Overturn Georgia? Go To Three Prisons!
The more we hear from the Georgia grand jury the more we feel like that's a distinct possibility.
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GA Grand Jury Finishes 2020 Election Investigation. How You Livin', Trumpworld?
LOCK THEM UP.
WonketteJan. 6 Insurrectionists Knew They Couldn't Fail With Roger Stone And Alex Jones On Their Side
Well, it's pathetic.
WonketteJan. 6 Report Describes Derelict In Chief Channel Surfing Through The Insurrection
As he'd done for four straight years.
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Ex-press secretary: Trump wanted to fire usher for helping Bidens move in
Stephanie Grisham said Trump considered the usher "completely disloyal" for helping the Bidens.
Axios
The Fake Electors Plot As Basically Written By The Coen Brothers, Woodchipper Included
I mean, we could have the AI chatbot actually write us that, but here's the January 6 report anyway.
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