Is It Bad If Prosecutors Have Tape Of Trump Bragging About Classified Doc He Stole?

Go to prison.

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Why Does Trump Want Names Of Everybody Investigating Him, It Is A Witness Intimidation Treason Mystery!

His motives are always so hard to suss out.

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Special Counsel Free To Indict Trump Any Day Before March 25, 2024 (Trump Has Another Trial That Day)

But it may be WAY sooner than that.

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Republicans Don't Want To Run On Same Ballot As World-Historical Loser Trump, Peeeeee-YEW

Thoughts and prayers to everyone.

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Special Counsel Jack Smith Still Doing Boxes Hoax To Trump, Even Though Durham Totally Exonerated Him :(

Election interference!

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Happy Arraignment Day, America! Let's See How The Patient Is Doing.

Prognosis: still stupidest damn liar in America, now officially an indicted one.

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Did Trump Touch Classified Docs With His Stinky Little Paws To Try To Keep Them From The Feds?

Special Counsel Jack Smith is said to be developing more and more evidence of obstruction in the classified documents case!

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We Watched Clips Of That Damn Trump/Hannity Interview So You Don't Have To

Don't worry, it's not like we watched the whole interview or anything.

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Appeals Court Agrees That Trump Too Crimey-Fraudy To Assert Privilege Over Lawyer's Testimony

Sad.

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Noted Bible Explainer Alan Dershowitz Says Prosecuting Trump VERY VERY Un-Bible!

Alan Dershowitz's Bible theories ain't got no panties on.

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